WYNONNA EARP SENTENCE STARTERS. PART II. * these are all taken from the syfy television show wynonna earp. feel free to change pronouns and whatever else! enjoy! part one is here.
❛ i’ll tell you what’s bigger than you: me! ❜
❛ this hurts you more than it hurts me. ❜
❛ you are ____’s boyfriend/girlfriend! ❜
❛ you drink too much. ❜
❛ you couldn’t find your ass with a map. ❜
❛ don’t shoot any of my decorative pillows, you’ll never find the right color combination again. ❜
❛ this is not the kind of penetration i’m used to. ❜
❛ brought you a shirt, put your coffee back on. ❜
❛ God really is dead. ❜
❛ who buys one maraca? don’t they usually come as a set? ❜
❛ what are you? a witch? a pokemon? ❜
❛ i really don’t give a shit. ❜
❛ two shots of tequila is not abstaining, it’s called being professional. ❜
❛ you carry hatchets in your backpack? ❜
❛ listen, how do you feel about potatoes? ❜
❛ push with your legs! ❜
❛ shut up with your mouth! ❜
❛ bad shit follows me around everywhere. ❜
❛ come on, baby, don’t embarrass me in front of the bad man. ❜
❛ booby trap! ❜
❛ you lost my limited edition sparkle ugg slippers! ❜
❛ i’m sorry i called you a bitch.... in my head. ❜
❛ oh, fudge nuggets. ❜
❛ you’re a lesbian, not a unicorn, right? ❜
❛ oh, boob smoosh. ❜
❛ her purse is bigger than my vehicle. ❜
❛ i only call in sick during shark week. ❜
❛ i swear on my favorite boy band i’m going to kill him, and then i’m going to mmmm-bop right back, okay? ❜
❛ hope i still have that coupon for a deep-tissue massage. ❜
❛ i ripped my nylons. ❜
❛ you ever see me move when i’m pissed? i’m a friggin’ snow cheetah! ❜
❛ i was just thinking i need another man to tell me what to do today, and here you are! awesome. ❜
❛ whatever this is, we’ll deal. unless it’s an army of jason momoas that have been cloned. i will handle that solo. ❜
❛ please be a surprise rihanna concert. ❜
❛ no one told me taco tuesday was now a formal affair. ❜
❛ what the... fog? ❜
❛ jellybean? jesusbean! ❜
❛ i don’t do authority, alright? these days, i barely do sober. ❜
❛ you repeat this convo, you die. ❜
❛ i never wanted this, but after a while.... i just felt.. -- i just felt like it fit. ❜
❛ you are one of the good guys, the best of us. ❜
❛ ugly and dumb. you sure we haven’t dated? ❜
❛ i’m about to unleash all this shit. ❜