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eliza offering you an ice-cold, homemade fruit pop on this fine day.
judging u.
is mid-april too early for the first kardel cookout of the year? (no is the only appropriate answer.) regardless, eliza is already setting up lawn chairs & pulling out the grill. “i still don’t get why they’re called ‘hot dogs’.” / OPEN TO MUTUALS 🤍
eliza’s sick - wrapped up in a blanket & standing over her stove, making soup for herself. (because she’s bad at letting other people help.) / OPEN TO MUTUALS!
“am i in trouble?” she’s looking at @gunchamber & @sovereyn. “i think it’s funny.”
why are y'all acting like monsterfucking is a bad thing.
so ... if she's dating god - does that mean that the angels are supposed to call her 'mom' now? eliza's head hurts. @sovereyn :)
"hold my drink - i wanna do a backflip."