#**chats.

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@villainousscurll​

thanks dad :']

*daddy 

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@renegadedivinity​

im not voting for you.

That’s fine, the other 323.1 million people will. Nice to know that Trump will have one vote at least. :))

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@theharrisonwebb​

Can we talk? 

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@vnstableambrose​

When you going to stop dropping hints, liking my shit and come blow me? :)

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@crvzyfox​

Shut up about the pizza already 🙄

Making Zack my first lady too. I’m the President, I can do whatever the fuck I want. :))

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@vnstableambrose

Put this away and behave.

Suck my dick first. :)))))

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@numerounozayn​

There’s a picture of you in my photos of you section, on Instagram. I don’t know how the fuck, I’m supposed to feel about this?!

Whatever, we need to talk.