#*absconds

[betweenhumanandyoukai]

[aronix-blog]

I just received the weirdest phone call

It went like this

Me: Hello?

Person: Hello, hello? Is this Benson?

Me: Umm, no I think you have the wrong number.

Person: *silence*... Hello?

Me: Hello? Sir, I think you have the wrong number.

Person: Are you in Canada?

Me: What?

Person: Is this Benson? Are you in Canada?

Me: Sir, you have the wrong number.

Person: I know but are you in Canada? Because if you don't tell me where you are I will try calling this number again and disturb you.

Me: No. Not in Canada.

Person: Okay, that is good. I now know you are not in Canada and I shall try a different number. If I call you again I am sorry...... So you are not Benson?

Me: No.

Person: Okay, okay thank you for telling me that. I will try not to call you again and disturb you. *hangs up*