Dec 10, 2018
gaycasta replied to your post “my cat is kneading my arm like, no… stop….. that’s literally just bone...”
excuse me did you just encourage your cat to knead your ass
YES
my arms are BONY NOODLES, my ass is NOT
DONT JUDGE ME
#gaycasta#mine#text#kieran replies#laugh tag#LISTEN#i love my cat but his claws can Not pierce through my jeans Into my ass#unless hes righteously pissed at me but thats not the situation#MY ARMS on the other hand#are VERY puncturable and VERY thin and bony#claws through arms = PAIN#claws through jeans = Weird But Ignorable#i#i am going to shut up while im ahead#just accept that its a weird situation but if he was going to fall asleep on my butt#INSTEAD of my arms WHY did he attempt ACCUPUNCTURE on my ARMS#*acupuncture#i dont know how to spell either lmao