#*botfa

[hobbitunderthemountain]

"wait were the eagles the fifth army?"

"maybe the fifth army is the friends we made along the way"

[hobbitunderthemountain]

*thorin standing up after being stabbed*

dad: there’s no blood?

me: THAT’S CAUSE HE’S FINE!!!!! AND HE LIVES!!!!

[hobbitunderthemountain]

the only good thing about the end of this movie is bilbo looking like he’s about to tear out lobelia’s throat with his teeth when he says ‘you know very well who i am, lobelia sackville-baggins!’

[hobbitunderthemountain]

“Oh the eagles are here so you think it’s all gonna be okay”

“THAT’S BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE OKAY, IT’S FINE, THEY’RE FINE!!!!”

[hobbitunderthemountain]

i can’t believe bilbo and thorin were married the entire botfa movie 

[hobbitunderthemountain]

WELL THAT’S OVER

time to go back to writing fic

[hobbitunderthemountain]

my dad walked in right before kili d*ed and he was like ‘oh he’s gonna die’ and i was just like NO HE’S FINE SHUT UP IT’S A SCRATCH HE’S SLEEPING HE’S UNCONSCIOUS BUT HE’S FINE IT’S NOT THAT BAD SHUT UP 

[hobbitunderthemountain]

this movie takes three years off my life every time i watch it