#*i'm all ears (ask)

[garrthedustbun]

I mean it /would/ be pretty inappropriate to find your girlfriend's servant attractive yes

*Of course it is! Why would I see another person attractive while I’m already dating Xate?!”

[garrthedustbun]

Daaaamn Garr I didn't know you're into demons

*Zip it!! He caught me off guard, and I was just surprised okay?! Why in the name of Asgore would I find someone as unpleasant as that… thing attractive?!”

[garrthedustbun]

Umm Garr you probably shouldn't try to piss off demons

*Grayface, there comes a point in life where you have to assert and defend your position no matter who you are facing.”

[garrthedustbun]

That's the way I like it baby!

*I don’t want to live forever!”

[garrthedustbun]

Were you born to lose?

*And gambling is for fools.”

[garrthedustbun]

You will burn in hell for your sins fluffy bunny =)

*I’m already in hell grayface, only difference is I’m not engulfed in flames.”

[garrthedustbun]

A coin for your thoughts on the queen and king? *the anon throws 1G to him*

And without missing a beat Garr would catch the piece of G, crossing his arms and humming in thought.

*Hmm… King Asgore and Queen Toriel Dreemurr, truly a tragedy what happened to them… King Asgore stood tall and announced war on Humankind and Queen Toriel just up and left.”

*I used to see them both as heroes but when the news broke out that Queen Toriel had disappeared and rumors of her sighting in the Ruins had spread around it made me so deeply bitter of her… if I could see her right now I would probably end up killing her for foresaking not only us the people but her own husband as well when we all needed of each other.”

*As for King Asgore I just pity him, man’s been having the worst streak of luck in his life… lost his children, his kingdom almost fell apart and his wife left him alone.”

[garrthedustbun]

So... what about other humans? What is your view on them now?

*So long as they don’t turn out to be what I remember from the books I guess they’re fine by me. I wouldn’t personally like to be friends with one per se but I guess we can coexist and be tolerant of one another.”

*That is if they’re not being annoying, otherwise I reserve the right to give them a blow square to their jaw.”