A bunny made out of dust (Sporadically active)

Rp blog for a dustbun,multiverse but usually undertale based.

[garrthedustbun]

Hey. Hey you. I kinda wanna revive this place after playing Deltarune Chapter 2~

[garrthedustbun]

May fuck around and get back into rping for funsies

[garrthedustbun]

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 garrthedustbun‌:

Despite Garr’s actions surprising him a little bit,Inanis didn’t seem to care too much,in fact it was hard for him to hold back his laughter,so much so that he really couldn’t help it in the end.

“You fool…” Luckily for Garr,the demon had some restraint,he knew how much Xate cared about him,although he couldn’t always understand why...so he wasn’t going to hurt him…at least not like that.

“I’ve been alive for more than 1000 years,I know more about this war than you do,alright?~”

“And trust me,the fact that you lost doesn’t mean that you were completely defenseless.It does not mean that humans never suffered any losses.There’s a reason why it’s called a ‘war’ after all.”

“…But let me guess,they never taught you that. They never told you that your kind ever killed even just one human,right? They just said that humans attacked first? And for no reason too? That you never,ever killed any humans,even before the war,yet somehow humans knew about your ability to absorb souls and they were terrified of you?”

“… Do you see the issue here? Or do I have to spell it out for you,fluffball.“ 

It was hard to believe Xate would keep someone this insufferable around, the way he speaks and says he knows better than someone who’s been down here for his whole life? Now that’s the issue, this guy or whatever he was... he needed a bit of wakeup. 

And even if his words made sense, all noise was cancelled out for Garr as he only focused on the demon’s breathing.. or was it his own? Either way Garr was pissed off and he wouldn’t let this bastard keep flapping his lips as if being an old demon gave you special rights to say whatever bullshit came off his mouth, for all he knew he was lying and so.

*Just shut your mouth.” He said before suddenly throwing a punch straight to Inanis’ jaw which connected perfectly! Though this might’ve unleashed a bit of a demon

[garrthedustbun]

((I highkey wanna rp with hazbin hotel characters shdhsj))

[luckybun99]

FINALLY! I've been meaning to share these for a whole while but I wanted them to look just right!

Here's a look I gave Garr for a Dungeons and Dragons campaign where he's an adopted child to a family of nobles, he ends up enlisting himself to the local guard as a thank you for taking him off the streets!

[thetartmaker]

Florent takes the number from the phone,putting it into his. He nods hearing him talk. He smiles softly as he knew he was right. He could see the other had probably a similar shape to his.

“Only while on the clock~ I appreciate your enthusiasm~ Though you’re not on the clock right now~ Now,you’re free to enjoy the rest of your day~”

He states while putting his phone away as well hands Garr’s back.

[garrthedustbun]

*Right, right, again thank you for this opportunity! I won’t squander it, Florent.” The bunny says while grabbing his phone and clearing his throat, he’s gotta tune it back a notch.

*Well I’ll uh... I’ll see you later, er, tomorrow! Whenever you need help, see you around!”

[garrthedustbun]

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“…Huh.” Hard to believe that that was all that was written,but then again,humans were a far more curious kind than monsters,at least in his eyes,and they had to deal with demons more often,so it does make sense that they would know more. “Looks like you have a lot to learn then…not that I’m surprised.The ‘education’ down here is…something else,really.”

Bingo,they still  had some cookies.He took one of them out of the jar and threw it into his mouth,devouring the whole thing in one bite…as you do.

“I could try to teach you a thing or two,since I have nothing better to do right now…It’s up to you if you actually want to learn anything,of course,but I think we both know just how ignorant you are about certain things.”

*Oh come on, cut us some slack, can you really expect much of us when we can’t even defend ourselves properly at the face of a war?” Garr asks with a grunt on his voice, woah this demon guy was particularly critical about things huh?

Though he wouldn’t pay much mind to Ina’s apetite he did find it disturbing a humanoid face opening it’s jaw in such a way to devour a whole cookie.

Sadly, Ina’s choice of words and the rather condescending tone of voice irked Garr quick enough that he squints at the demon and lashed out at him in a louder tone while shoving him back

*As if I need some dignified douche’s life story to get by! Go shove it up your dignified, self-important ass!

[chrono-lock]

garrthedustbun‌:

*Used to read the books in the archive of monster historia back in the Guard’s headquarters, guess they were pretty skewered to make all humans seem like a vile bunch given we uh, kinda lost the war against them”

Garr explained as he cleaned the dishes and the pan, leaving them to dry out now and resting against the sink.

*Though now that I look back on it… whoever wrote them should be confronted, Xate taught me not every human is like they’re described in the books and reading them will only keep this hatred going on and on..”

“…Is that so?”

Messing with history books like that…it really makes monsters sound like petty,sore losers.Though something like that wasn’t exactly unheard of…it’s just that… 

“It’s kind of surprising to hear that beings that are supposedly made out of love have a hateful side like that.” 

“…Then again,that is just how your kind describes themselves,you could have more in common with humans than you think.”

“Both of you could have the potential to be good,evil,and everything inbetween…” He shrugged. “But,of course,if you both only got to know the worst side of one species,you can easily create a cycle of pointless hatred.”

Watching him fail to make food has made him a bit hungry,but…he has one teeny tiny problem…he really doesn’t want to cook anything himself right now…and even if he did…Xate was still a better cook,so he’d rather wait for her to wake up…Maybe there are some cookies left in the cookie jar?Hmm…

“…But,back to what we were talking about earlier.What did you ‘learn’ about demons,specifically.”

[garrthedustbun]

*I meam to be fair I guess that at this point just about every single being has more than a side to themselves. Don’t you think?” 

The dustbun quickly adds to this kind of call out to his whole species, he’s pretty much sure Ina was referring to that one book in the librarby, while true in a way, Garr usually wasn’t one to read many books unless required to,

No point on dwelling on things that could start an argument, Garr quickly shrugs it off and gives a slightly tired sigh, waking up this early was normal for him but having spent time trying to do something he didn’t quite grasp was just tiring on it’s own, his attention was brought to the demon once more as he asked about what he knew about demons to which Garr would humm softly trying to recall those passages in the books.

*Well, they weren’t an in depth look at your species, they were more like quick trivia passages but I just kinda remember reading that monsters and demons have some sort of conection that goes eons back in history I think? That and that humans hate us both alike... Oh! There was also this bit that was about devils and how humans fear them. But other than that, beats me.”

[thetartmaker]

The spider was jotting down notes still as he stepped away after a while. He purses his lips looking at the bunny for a moment then shook his head.

“No~ I think I got your measurements just fine~ You’re a small guy like me~ I think can get the rest of your measurements by guesstimations~”

[garrthedustbun]

Garr nods humming a little at Florent as he was called small, not quite wrong truthfully, he does pull out his phone, fumbling with it just a bit.

*Hah, I mean, I’m just slightly above average in height so you might be right, do give me a call if you need anything else from me or if you need me to run you an errand. Should I be calling you boss now? Boss?” He asks while handling Florent his phone with his number being displayed.

[chrono-lock]

@garrthedustbun​ from here

“Well,no.We can sleep,but we don’t need it…so I don’t do that too often.”

Garr really asked a lot of questions he personally found…odd,things that he considered common knowledge…but he couldn’t be too annoyed with him.Especially after he just admitted that he knows next to nothing about his species.

“…What kind of books did you read, anyway?Last time I checked our relationship with humans was more…complex than that.”

[garrthedustbun]

*Used to read the books in the archive of monster historia back in the Guard’s headquarters, guess they were pretty skewered to make all humans seem like a vile bunch given we uh, kinda lost the war against them”

Garr explained as he cleaned the dishes and the pan, leaving them to dry out now and resting against the sink.

*Though now that I look back on it... whoever wrote them should be confronted, Xate taught me not every human is like they’re described in the books and reading them will only keep this hatred going on and on..”

[thetartmaker]

Florent taps at his chin hearing him talk. He ponders some thoughts,specially of his question. After a few moments he gives a shrug of his shoulders to him.

“I can’t think of anything else~ It’s not like I can’t get such out later anyway~ There might be some things that could come later~ Though I’ll still be active myself as well my little ones~”

He does take quick measurements of the rabbit,jotting them down in a notebook. After a while he waves a hand to him.

“Please go enjoy the rest of your day~”

[garrthedustbun]

Garr made sure that whenever Florent was taking his measurements he’d stay still and firm, otherwise he’d get a uniform that wouldn’t fit, though with how winter-esque his clothes were, Garr couldn’t help but wonder if the measurements would be accurate in the first place.

*Er, hold, I forgot to mention, I’m not actually this ah... hale, my clothes are just built for cold weathers, wouldn’t this affect the measurements? Should I take them off?”

[garrthedustbun]

"What's that smell? Are you cooking something?" (chrono-lock)

Well… so much for making breakfast for Xate.. Garr just kinda… looks at Inanis as he dumps the now burnt eggs into the trash and… turns off the stove.

*… Was I was cooking (or trying to… ew)”

*Sorry to disappoint but eh.. I don’t think I’ll be able to make food for you either.”

[chrono-lock]

“…Shame.”

He could still eat that,but…it would probably not taste well,and he doesn’t want him to see him as a living trashcan.

“Why were you trying to cook this early in the morning anyway?”

[garrthedustbun]

*Well I wanted to surprise Xate to a bed breakfast but seeing I mess up even scrambled eggs that’s off the question.” 

*What about you though? Do you even sleep? I mean, being a demon and all. Never quite knew enough about your kind, all I know is humans hate you as much as they do us monsters.. well, at least that’s what the books I used to read led me to believe.” Garr brushes off the palms of his hands to clean off some of the egg still on them, moving the frying pan and the rest of the things he had used to the sink, least he could do is clean up after his own mess.

[thetartmaker]

The spider smiles softly to him. Despite his short stature,he did give off a lot of confidence and a presence much bigger than himself. It seemed like he always held himself in such a way around others. He leans himself against the counter after a while while pondering a few thoughts to himself.

“Hm…I guess I’ll start you on cash register and cleaning duty~ You can come in early tomorrow~”

[garrthedustbun]

*Sir yes sir, I will do my best to learn quickly from you and won’t disappoint you!”

*Now then, is there anything else I should know beforehand or should I head on home now? I just wanna make sure I’m not leaving without knowing some details that might come up later.”

[garrthedustbun]

"What's that smell? Are you cooking something?" (chrono-lock)

Well... so much for making breakfast for Xate.. Garr just kinda... looks at Inanis as he dumps the now burnt eggs into the trash and... turns off the stove.

*... Was I was cooking (or trying to... ew)”

*Sorry to disappoint but eh.. I don’t think I’ll be able to make food for you either.”

[garrthedustbun]

Maybe I'll return to rping 🤔

[thetartmaker]

The spider walks from behind the counter,quickly standing in front of the rabbit. He smiles softly then stretches out the tape. Soon enough he was measuring him. Two of his free hands would grasp at him and move him around a little,helping him gather measurements. After a while he pulls back and pockets the notebook with pencil.

“Now now~ Don’t break down in front of me~”

One of his hands went up to put a finger under his chin,lifting his head up a little. The sharp finger gently pressing against the fluff and flesh there.He smiles softly then pulls the hand away.

“Well then…I wonder,do you have any sort of experience with business at all?~ Any prior work experience at all?~”

[garrthedustbun]

*Right! Right, sorry about that I lost it for a moment there” The dustbun said as he gave a small sniffle and stood still, turning and moving alongside Florent’s directions to help him gather his measurements. Then he lifted his head a bit, that gentle yet sharp touch making him ever so slightly nervous, despite the calm demeanor of this baker it was clear he had all it took to be able to harm if someone were to piss him off.

*Uh... I mean I was a Royal Guard but... no I don’t have any experience in trades.”

[thetartmaker]

Florent shuts his eyes as he listened,thinking to himself again. He purses his lips together while hearing him. After a while he opens his eyes staring at him directly.

“Well…if you are willing to learn and willing to work…I guess I wouldn’t mind having you around~ As for attire,I could make you clothing~ I’ve been working my weaving skills lately~ I will need to take your measurements however~”

He pulls out a notepad with pencil as well a measuring tape.

“Although your pay will be doxxed for a few months to pay for what I make~”

[garrthedustbun]

The dustbun seemed like... he was really trying not to cry when Florent agreed to let him work for him, even at the cost of a skewered paycheck for a couple of months, that was all he really needed to start and get his life together once and for all. He choked back a small sob and nodded. Embarrassment at a high level when he felt himself trying to fight his tears back.

*Ah... this is embarrassing but... y-you heard me the first time! I don’t mind paying for the uniform, I don’t mind having to learn or relearn things I already knew to work just as you would. I am determined to do any and everything to earn my pay!” And with this... the dustbun would stand proud. Soon to start a new chapter in his life.