Jul 17
• can't go outside because the air will get you
• can't go outside because the temperature will get you
• can't eat vegetables because the lettuce will get you
• can't turn on a fan or an air purifier because the power is out (did you think there was air conditioning? renting in this economy?)
• can't grab a glass of water to cool off because boil water advisory (see also: no power)
• can't light a fire outside to boil water because you can't go outside
• can't go to the beach to cool off because it's closed due to e. coli and also you still can't go outside
• ISSUED PERMITS FOR LINE 5
