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@yummycrummy It has been a productive evening

so i had a super weird dream last night

me: [in a pitch black room] hello?

dude in suit: hello friend

dude in suit: its been a while.

me:

dude: but sometimes a while is too long.

me: huh??

dude: you should probably wake up now--before you forget how to

me: oh...okay

me: *bursts into flames*

then i woke up on the floor

EX C U S E M E

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT RESIDENT EVIL BUT THERES T W O SEXY FUCKERS IN THIS G A M E?!

Sign me the HELL up folks i’m about to get stabbed and smashed by a hammer to death and like it

#pansexual panic