- doggypaddle // waterboy + sonar headcanons
Doubles dni :3 (this includes sonar, i dont yume him but the friend this is referenced from does and id prefer their doubles not interact with me either)
Please keep in mind these are how I see my boyfriend, if you don't agree or I make you uncomfortable please scroll and have a good day 💙
From a friend (sonar nonsharing yume)
highschool au
friend; "WAIT. BECAUSE WE'RE BESTIES SONAR AND WATERBOY WOULD HAVE THAT "HOMIE-IN-LAW" RELATIONSHIP WHERE BECAUSE UR PARTNER'S BEST FRIEND ALSO HAS A PARTNER, BOTH OF THEM END UP AWKWARDLY HANGING OUT" me: LMAOO YESS like sonar doesn't want to be there and waterboy tries to make convo but sonar just dgaf but waterboy keeps trying waterboy: "so.. uh.. nice- nice weather! right?" sonar: "its raining" waterboy: "oh, heh, y-yeah that.. that… that makes sense, its not for every1……" sonar: "i hate the rain" waterboy: "ur opinion ois completely… valid!!" sonar: "it rained when my parents divorced" waterboy: "oh! im uh… sorry to hear that" sonar: silence before suddenly speaking again "i bet u love the rain since it can hide the fact you piss ur pants everytime u see eddie from excitement" waterboy: "thats… mean… and random… AND NOT TRUE!! (lying)"
highschool au
friend: "Uhhhhhhh I feel like Sonar would try to skip prom but I begged him to go and he can't deny me, so we end up going and I feel like it'd take some effort to get Waterboy and Sonar to actually dance with us Omg wait. What if Waterboy gets pranked like how Carrie did in Carrie but instead of going on a murder spree he goes into the bathroom and cries (context; carrie gets tricked into thinking shes prom queen and then gets humiliated infront of the entire school at prom)"
me: i find out and its the first time i shift into my werewolf form and i eat the beings who did it to him and everyones terrified but theyre paid by my father (a head of a crypto company, yes it ties into ur sonar lore) to keep quiet and waterboy finds out but he finds it super nice that id do that for him)
friend: Waterboy occasionally has nightmares and he often wakes up with his bed completely soaked and you gotta comfort him like a scared dog (is it wet with sweat, piss, other? no one knows) the nightmares can range from "accidentally destroying my tax documents with my powers" or "untapped primal fear" He has a lot of nightmares idk why gang me: afterwards i comfort him of course <3
Mine
highschool au
waterboy is already dating me (we started dating when i was 14 in lore and he was 16) and he has long wet hair that he doesnt cut, he has hormonal acne and braces and maybe some glasses like the stereotypical nerd char and its not that big of a deal but flambae makes a big deal out of it (hes a dumb jock) and calls him things like four eyes and other rude nicknames
highschool au
hes giving that one kid w peanut allergies and everyone thinks its funny for some reason
highschool au
sonar once got paired up w waterboy bcsus like theyre both the class nerds, waterboy wanted to do a project on phenoman and sonar wanted to do a project on the aftereffects of like drug usage or smth and they cant agree, they end up doing a project on the one thing they can agree on; why are men so hot?
highschool au
one day prism asks waterboy out casually in highschool (shes the school popular girl bcus ofc she is shes a diva) and hes loyal and like "sry if i gave u the wrong idea but i have a boyfriend" and prism tells flambae and hes like "hes lying he aint bagging any1!!!" and waterboy, to prove them wrong, is like "oki yall can meet him!! he cant drive here tho" and theyre like "… how old is ur boyf dude?" and hes like "14" and they all look at him odd and he doesn't understand why
family
parents;
WAIT THEY ABANONDED HIM BCUS WHEN HE WAS BORN W THE POWERS THEY WERE LIKE "AW HELL NO" AND THATS WHY HE LIVES WITH HIS GRANDMA
siblings:
hmmm i think hes giving only child but he babysits so a few kids look up to him like a big bro
lifestyle
waterboy canonly has a line where he says hes not good enough bcus and i quote "i cant! my net worth is barely-" so i headcanon he kinda grew up not like poor but like frugal if that makes sense, just a bit under middle class
lifestyle
waterboy is into crossdressing in private, not for like a kink tho hes kink friendly he just likes lookin pretty and wearing skirts sometimes, plus they stick to his legs less than pants do. DO NOT SEXUALIZE MY MAN!!!/SRS
















