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how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

Like I'm a hard-boiled detective with a dead wife, a dryly humorous inner narration, and alcohol problems.

what are some things you find endearing in people?

I have a soft spot for foulmouthed pickpockets turned Scotland Yard detectives! Bonus points if they are shin-kickers.

do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

Sometimes! Usually I have orange juice, preferably without blood in it.

hey why are you being mean to birds!!! birds are kind and gentle creautres!!!!

My kind and gentle mother taught me to fight fire with fire.

I am dying of black death, put me in a nuke and spread my illness beyond the border posthaste

i beg your finest pardon

i love old people

the birb

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