#... i mean... it's nyquil

[mxdam-a]

how to take nyquil, by rabbit:

pour your 30 milliliters

avoid looking at it for the next fifteen minutes

eventually force yourself to pick up your shot o’nasty

sing “everybody pants now! pants, pants, pants, pants” from the episode of parks and rec where leslie, tammy one, and ron’s mom have a drinking contest for ownership of ron

do your shot o’nasty

die