I was apparently tagged in this shit. Sorry.
Rule 1: always post the rules.
Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them.
Dernyerl's questions:
1) Do you have a fear of something that is so great you can’t overcome it?
I am completely terrified of spiders and the dark. If the two were mixed, I would die a painful food related death.
2) Would you rather be forced to live your life in poverty with no hope of getting out of it, but with the ability to learn anything with ease, or live with riches beyond your wildest dreams, but struggle to learn even the simplest of new things.
Live in poverty, me and Dan will be there soon either way. Being poor isn't so bad.
3) Who is your favourite author? Why?
John Green. You don't need an explanation.
4) If there was one thing you could change about the world, what would it be?
Take all the people that are dicks and place them on an oil rig with very little food or water.
5) What is the most exhilarating thing you have ever done?
1500 metre run. That shit shouldn't be done. By anybody.
6) Give me a list of three people whom you openly despise (please do not include me, that’s saddening).
- Justin Bieber
- Jamjars
- I don't even know. I can't think of many. Selected school people.
7) Where is the one place you feel safest?
Sat on top of a chicken coop watching kids get chased by rams.
8) Name three things you do that nobody else does, or seems to do.
- I feel everyone's boobs. I'm not sure why they let me.
- Forget that they're scratching their skin and eventually chop off limbs unknowingly.
- I stay awesome.
9) Do you have a New Year’s resolution(s)?
Create pictures that can not possibly be recreated.
10) Describe yourself in one word.
Twat.
11) What is the meaning of life?
Blow shit up, get bitches.
I've got to tag the-doctors-bluebox and 0uvrir
Questions for them kids:
1) Not a question but, tell me something about you that not many people know.
2) If the Doctor dragged you into the TARDIS, where and when would you go first?
3) If I were to pay you one million pound/dollars, would you wear someone elses pubes on your face for a whole day?
4) What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?
5) Fuck, marry and kill:
For Taylor: Mark Hoppus, Jared Leto and Amy Lee.
For Amy: Jared Padalecki, Josh Hutcherson and Robert Downey Jr
6) Top 5 songs?
7) Best memory ever?
8) Out of all the people you have met in your lifetime, who has been your favourite? (Parents/family not allowed.)
9) If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
10) You are left with this decision: Kill yourself and all of your loved ones to ensure that the planet's population will live, or keep only yourself alive on earth with all the planet on your own?
11) You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose?






