Feb 22
# #i need fede from detective beebo overnight train DEAD#his crimes:#1. rich#2. blonde#3. internalized homophobia#4. rich#5. has a crush on a TAKEN MAN!!#WHO IS WAY OLDER THAN HIM#6. denies having a crush on that man. on account of the internalized homophobia#7. rich#8. would be behind the world's shittiest tech startup#9. likely does not know the cost of a carton of eggs#10. rich#11. blonde#12. i cannot put my thoughts on his dynamic with simon into words#but like. simon get behind me i'll protect you from his shitty business ideas#13. he pisses me off#14. rich#(note: this is all a joke. he is an interesting character. the internalized homophobia adds spice or something)
