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Diego: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Y/n: Spear. Diego: BLOCKED.
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Diego: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Y/n: Spear. Diego: BLOCKED.
8-29-2022 just sum small bits I guesslol
Stitchpunk and Human!reader hcs
*You have had those days where you fell asleep alone and woke up with various stitchpunks sleeping on/around you and it's honestly very sweet *breaking up fights between these guys is actually way more difficult than you'd think *You are no longer afraid of weird noises you hear at night because about 97% of the time, it's the little dudes *you've also woken up a victim of pranks (covered in dirt, drawings on your face, etc.) and it's usually the twins- *You have woken up to 6 staring at you, but other times, he's not trying to stare or freak you out, he's trying to wake you up for whatever reason *one time you lost 5 and after about four whole minutes of searching, you found that he was tangled up in your hair (if not your hair, your blanket) *you explaining how big the ocean is and them actually not entirely believing you.....until you showed them some pictures/books.... *educating them on memes. THAT'S IT. IMAGINE THAT- XD that's all for now I'm working on some other things ;)
Long Day - Lance/#2 (Michael Keaton - Multiplicity) x Reader [Smut]
Synopsis: You wait for your boyfriend when he gets home for work.
Notes: Eeeeeh I’m so wet for #2 lmaoo
@tats-kisses-and-horror @mysticaltimemachinewench
The front door opens, and Lance drops his keys, rubbing a hand over his face. He’s sweaty, dirty, and tired from the long day of work, and he couldn’t be more happy to be home.
Stumbling over the remote he dropped last night when he fell asleep, he clenches his jaw.
“Fuck off,” he mutters, kicking the thing under the couch. He’d probably have a bitch of a time trying to find that later, but that was a problem for future him.
He looks around, sighing miserably. On top of everything, you were nowhere to be found. His favorite part of the day is coming home to see you, maybe a peck on the cheek and a quick I love you from you. He does, even though he doesn’t show it much, love that. Sticking a smoke in his mouth and fumbling for a light in his back pocket, he trudges to the shower, and stops when he opens the door.
There you are, on your knees in lingerie, in the big stone shower area. His mouth drops open, cigarette falling out.
“I have never been more glad I remodeled the shower space,” he breathes, and takes off his shirt. Your eyes flicker down to his chest and the smattering of curls covering it, and you wiggle gently. He approaches you, unzipping his jeans. You see he’s gone commando today, and let out a moan.
He gets in the shower, and you eagerly wrap your lips around his big cock. He’s half hard already, likely from the exercise of the day and the denim rubbing against him for hours. He threads his fingers through your hair, and guides you off it and back on, starting up a pace.
“Mmm,” he nods, “That’s it. That’s the stuff. Fuck. You couldn’t imagine the day I’ve had, honey.”
You hum around his cock, and he groans, thrusting his hips slowly, languidly, enjoying the treatment.
“Were you thinkin’ bout this all day?” he whispers, looking down at you. You nod. “Touch yourself?” You shake your head, and he grins. “Then you’re just as horny as I am. Perfect.” He pulls himself out of your mouth, and you stand, kissing him. He makes a noise, bracing himself against the stone wall and making out with you. You reach to the right, and turn on the shower water, letting it fall down over both of you.
Lance turns you around, handling your shoulder playfully, pretending he’s taking a bite of it. He kisses down your back, then comes back up and hoists you against the wall. You’re so turned on by his show of strength, and his ego is bolstered by your moan. You watch his muscles flex as he keeps you up, and you can’t handle it any longer– you wrap your legs around his ass and slide yourself down onto his cock. His eyelids droop and he lets out a heavy breath as you work yourself down on him, rolling your hips and hanging onto his neck.
“Babygirl, awww…” he mumbles, looking into your eyes, “You’re gonna kill me. You’re gonna fuckin kill me with this pussy of yours. Get my cock nice and wet… yeah, like that…” You kiss his nose, and giggle as you rock down again. He bites his lip, and lets you down, turning you around. The hot water beats down on the two of you, as he wraps an arm around your stomach and pulls your ass back against his cock. He thrusts, popping his hips forward in a dirty grind, then guides himself to your entrance, fucking in hard.
“Oh–” you yelp, your noise of surprise transforming into a series of moans as he fucks you like this. Lance grips your hair, tugging it back so he can suck hickies into your neck while he brings you closer. You can tell he’s getting there by the power of his thrusts, how he’s becoming erratic, and you reach back to hold him close to you as you both rock once, twice more and come together.
Turning around, you kiss him, smiling as the water streams down between both of your lips.
“Make up for your bad day?” you smile, grabbing the loofah and tossing it at him.
He lets it hit his face, and spanks your ass, biting his lip with that sexy squint that drives you wild. “Damn right it did.” You both finish washing up, and you get out, picking out one of his shirts to slip on with some panties and nothing else. It’s a black open button up with blue flames on it– so Lance. He shakes his head, feigning dizziness as he drags a towel over his hair.
“Holy hell, am I lucky to have a girl who’s even sluttier than I am.” You laugh, tugging some lacy panties on.
“I’d like to see you in the lingerie next time.”
“Fine, the day you take over my job for me.”
“Oh, it’s on,” you giggle, backing against the bed and falling back with a squeal as he advances. He gets on top of you, towel slipping off and leaving him naked. He kisses you again, hands resting comfortably on your hips.
“Hey. Y'know…”
You raise your eyebrows, waiting.
“–How many times have I said I’m gonna take this sweet ass to Miami?”
You giggle. “About 20.”
“Well I mean it this time, pack your things tomorrow, I’m takin’ us on a damn vacation.”
“You mean it?”
“Yeah, I’ll just call up Th… uh, Rico, to handle things while we’re gone.”
“Your brother’s not busy with his kids?” you tilt your head. Lance just opens up his shirt on you to reveal your breasts, and smiles.
“Nah, sweetie. He can pawn them back off on Doug.”
Just then, someone knocks on the door, four loud bangs. Lance rolls his eyes, and you frown.
“Rico?”
“Nah, Rico’s knock’s sharp and precise like this,” he does a hilariously perfect imitation of his twin, setting his hand on his hip and pursing his lips. You giggle, and your boyfriend heaves himself up, wrapping the towel back around his ass. You pout.
“Take it off!”
“Only you get to see this ass,” he says, and walks out, opening the front door. It’s Four.
“Hi, Lenny,” Lance sighs.
“Oh, is it Lenny?” you call, doing up the buttons and walking out in your panties. You approach Lance from behind, waving at the visitor. “Hi, Lenny.”
“(y/n)’s here?!” Lenny grins wide, and Lance nods.
“She lives with me, buddy, you know that.”
“Yeah, (y/n) lives with you, I know that. Do you have any pizza?”
“Nah bud, just beer and wings--”
“MMM!”
“Which you’re getting none of.”
Lenny turns. “Oh. Okay. Alright, Steve.”
You wave, and Lance raises his eyebrows. “I’m Lance. Doug’s Steve.”
“Right, right. Bye Steve!”
You smile, and Lance shakes his head, smiling fondly as he shuts the door. “We should invite him for dinner,” you mention.
“You kidding? He’d eat the whole house. Now let’s go get packed, baby.” He chases you to the bedroom.
second doctor imagine | he introduces you to the T.A.R.D.I.S
masterlist | request an imagine | wattpad
words: 390
warnings: none, but I haven’t watched classic who yet :( so this is probably not very good.
prompt: [requested by anon] i don't know if you're taking requests atm but if you are, can i have one with the second doctor from doctor who maybe him introducing her to the tardis? thanks! i love your imagines!!
When the Doctor had said he could help you, you were not quite expecting him to take you into a small, dingy police box—nor were you expecting said police box to not be small at all, but extraordinarily large on the inside. You ran out, peering at the box curiously before you stepped inside of it again, unable to keep from being mesmerised. “Are you alright there?” the Doctor questioned, looking only slightly smug as he stood in the centre of room, where there was some sort of contraption that began at the ceiling and ended at the floor. “I'm…” you paused, frowning. “I’m confused. It’s just a box. How can all of this be inside of it?” “It is not just a box, thank you very much.” He scowled at you, but his eyes were playful, as though he was enjoying your reaction. “It is what you people would call a spaceship, though it is quite a deal more complicated than that.” You inched closer to the centre, listening to the Doctor as you ran your hand along the panel of buttons in front of you. “Its real name is a T.A.R.D.I.S. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. It could take you anywhere you might ever have dreamed of. And it is not to be played with, so please, do not press anything.” He swatted your hand off the panel and you hopped away cautiously. “So this thing travels in space?” “And time,” he added nonchalantly. Upon noticing your expression, he said, “You don’t believe me, do you?” “Not quite, no.” You shook your head, your eyes wandering over the entirety of your surroundings. “It’s impossible.” “I think you will soon find that nothing is impossible.” He gave you a coy smile, then, and you couldn’t help but smile back. “And,” he sighed finally, pressing a few buttons and pulling a few levers on the control panel, “if you do not believe me yet, I suppose I will just have to show you myself.” You tried to object, but it was too late. The T.A.R.D.I.S was already moving, and you with it. You suppressed your panic, somehow trusting the man in front of you. He seemed to have already expected your next question, and grinned when you asked it. “So how come it’s bigger on the inside?”
(8-23-2022) hey wanna get more active on here and I just randomly started thinking of Shane Ackers '9' because THAT MOVIE SLAPS so here are some HCs I've thought about for a long time now.... MEETING
Stitchpunks and Human!reader hcs (kinda wanna make this a thing because I CAN-) (((So, for how you got to this world, how long you've been here, and why you're here, you can kinda come up with your own 'origin story'. There are thousands of cool possibilities! get creative lol-))) *When ya'll met, the first thing that was quite obvious to you all was the height difference *also the species difference, but that was a given (are Stitchpunks their own species? Could they be classified as one? I wanna think so) *anyway, yeah, the size difference was NOTICABLE *Even if you're considered small for a human, to them you're fuckin HUGE dude.... *If you're considered tall for a human, now your tall status has trIPLED *and some where totally put off by your size (1 especially) *they where certain there where no humans left. HOW DID THEY MISS YOU?!?!? *(and I'm pretty sure this is cannon?) You can't understand them. They talk in such a high pitch, your human ears can't pick it up. BUt don't worry, they can understand you (so watch yer mouth lol). *So because of this, you guys developed a system. They write to you on paper and you can verbally respond. *And sometimes they will act out a question if paper isn't available. *also picking up on facial expression and gestures helps *and oH MAN do they have questions for you! (ESPECIALLY 9! AND 2! and, well, pretty much all of them except for 1....if you couldn't tell, he doesn't like you....at least, not at first) *and some questions have easy answers ('whats your name?' 'how old are you?' 'are there other humans still around?' etc......but some simply don't.....) *but it'll be ok, all questions will have answers eventually *9 was amazed to find you! From the moment ya'll met, he had so much to tell you and ask you. And he was just as excited for the others to meet you! *8 was.....well, 8.........he may or may not have tried to slice you- (and yes your size did put him off quite a bit at first-) (hey, dude was used to being bigger than everyone, now that the tables had turned, he didn't know what to do-) *7 was curious, but cautious. She'd watch your every move. She wasn't scared, but she didn't trust you immediately. You didn't seem threatening...but she wanted to be sure *6. Oh man. He was still his shy, unique self. Half the time you didn't even know if he knew you where there or what you are. But he did show you his pictures, which was nice. He didn't have much to tell or ask you, but you would catch him staring at you sometimes. *5 had questions for you too, but he wasn't as foreword as 9. (Hey, trying to communicate with something ten times your size can be scary, ok?) But he eventually did work up the courage to talk with you. He's happy he did. *3 and 4 where AMAZED by your existence! They didn't really write to you much, but they still where happy you where there. It was kinda cute to see them so amazed at you simply existing! *2 asked you questions ALL DAY! And for every one answer, three more questions came up. It was sweet, but you where a little disappointed you couldn't answer ALL his questions (but it's ok, he understands) *1 wanted nothing to do with you....no amount of coaxing by the others could make him even think about possibly talking to you. Weather you had any part of the war or not, he still kinda blamed you for it. And sometimes you swore you could see him mouthing bad words at you (he'd leave as soon as possible tho). Who knows, maybe one day he'll warm up to you...... So that's all for this post
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8-24-2022
SOME MORE STITCHPNK X HUMAN!READER HCs!!!
TODAYS TOPIC: Various bits idk *If you have long hair, they've all totally climbed it at some point *If you have short hair, a few of them have totally gone out of their way to play with it. *You once showed them how to play various card games. One day when you came to visit them, they had found a lot of different types of cards laying around and where now trying to play some type of game with them. It was kinda funny to see 7 pull out five uno reverse cards in one game and somehow win *you once watched a nearly hour long argument unfold between 1 and 9. You had no idea what they where talking about or who won, but it was something *you where very useful in helping them move large objects and they appreciate your help *it became super normal for any of them to bring you a random object and ask what it was. It sorta became a game for ya'll *a lot of them like to ride around in your pockets (especially shirt pockets) and it's fun for you too! *be careful where you sit down, you don't wanna accidentally crush someone! *and that may or may not have happened once on accident *don't worry, 8 was fine
8-26-2022
Hi Stitchpunks and Human!reader hcs!
~MUSIC~ These dudes LOVE music! When you live on a huge dead planet and there's nothing to do in the evening, music is an obvious answer They will listen to pretty much anything and everything. If you play an instrument, (yes singing counts), they'd LOVE to hear it! They've even made their own instruments before! They sounded very interesting.
9-1-2022
SO GLAD ME (((AND A FRIEND OF MINE WHO DOESN'T HAVE TUMBLR TO MY KNOWLADGE))) ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES LEFT IN THIS FANDOM AND I'M SO GLAD MOST OF US AGREE ON THINGS <3 so yeah how bout this Stitchpunk and Human!reader hcs So for whatever reason, it's now night time and it's time to wind down and go to bed. But tbh, it feels like a whole ass sleep over. *Ya'll started the night trying to wind down, but it was hard considering all the things you guys did that day. Good or bad, it was fresh in your minds and kept you wide awake. *at around eight pm, you where starting to try and wind down, but this was when 5 and 9 started telling dumb jokes. Not wanting you to feel left out, they wrote a few out for you and then the twins started acting things out, making you laugh even more! *then 1 came out and told ya'll to quiet down.... *....but uh......WHY ARE THINGS SO FUNNY WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING??!?!?? *you all looked at each other as soon as he left the room and the ROAR OF LAUGHTER (mostly from you because, again, their voices are too high for people to hear) *nine pm rolled around, you all eventually wound down for a bit. Everyone started sharing stories. The twins projected a few pictures for you so you knew what the fuck was going on. *and that got you guys hyped, especially that story about that one time 6 got himself stuck in a jar and accidentally rolled down a hill... *he did look a bit embarrassed when that one came up...but he laughed *next thing you knew, ten pm rolled around, but nobody wanted to sleep. Instead, you wandered outside. NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG, OUTSIDE ON THAT PLANET IS DANGEROUS but you didn't stray far from the church and payed attention to your surroundings....while goofing off, of course. *you know what, it was prob. a good thing that you where outside. 1 didn't hear you guys. *then you heard some scary noises and came back inside *at eleven pm, you where all chill and laying down, just ready to go to bed....... *and then you all started thinking of funny jokes and any remnant of drowsiness was rendered non-existent *this was also the night you realized 2 is a VERy heavy sleeper- *throughout the night, you all continued to mess around, try and fail to hold back laugher, and pull small pranks on each other until finally you all passed out around dusk *that night (between midnight and when ya'll fell asleep) was mostly a blur, but it was also hilarious. *despite the language barrier (well, actually it's more like a hearing barrier???), ya'll bonded a lot and it was very sweet <3