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[mayadoesfandomstuff]

this came to me in a vision

[phoenixyfriend]

Like obviously there's going to be some pretty damn negative economic effects to the Suez Canal being blocked off for multiple days in a row, and I don't want to think about what's going to happen if any of that cargo is, like... medication or food or other vital supplies.

BUT

The sheer absurdism of the latest crisis is a balm to my soul. I feel like it's November 6, 2020, again, and I'm checking the computer for election updates only to see the Destiel meltdown, except now I'm trying to see if I can get vaccinated yet and instead it's just "boat got its dick stuck in the canal wall because it's too long" and I just have to live with that. Like it's not a good thing but at least it's funny.

[treacherous]

please picture me in the trees

[inabluedr3am]

aaahhh yess. nice.

reblog/like if u want more like this :-)

[maythebaebewithyou]

[ahappyphjl]

off-camera voice & spooks

[phoenixyfriend]

Padme: [completely unhinged and dangerous plan]

Anakin: You are so smart, babe.

[phoenixyfriend]

"Accidentally Asexual" should be an AO3 tag for when a character gets written as ace mostly because the author was ace and Forgot.

Like the character was intended to be allo but an ace author just. Forgot. That sexual attraction isn’t just a plot device.