#30 rock reference

[sonatadelic]

Grim Gloom: I'll have an apple juice.

Waiter: Oh, we don't have apple juice, sir.

Grim Gloom: Then I'll have a vodka and tonic.

[wherefancytakesme]

More old doodles I polished and scrapped together, ‘cause I actually used to draw Wander way cuter and better than I remember.

Captions in the pics

[feelallthethings]

Guess who has 2 thumbs, speaks limited french, and just started watching orange is the new black???

This moi 

[thefallofmrfifths]

Inappropriate workplace conduct

Work colleague on phone: Has the little bar come up?

Me: *silently mouths* PHRASING! *high fives a million angels*

[triangle1053]

Survived IKEA w/ bf for the 3rd time.

[progressivefriends]

I should be on the cover of Meetings Magazine after today. I think as a culture we need to be a little more to the point because small talk and pleasantries can be exhausting. I'm no good at them and frankly, I work with trees and the environment because I'm not a big fan of people. Business people should do this kind of stuff while I fuck around in the forest.

[american-apparel-ad-girls]

Disneyland: Where dreams come true