#35500

[fredericbrumby]

ENTRACTE

[leomacgivena]

いまや社会全体がフィクションみたいなものだから…。

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[lordandgodoftheobvious]

(Watched Miraculous Ladybug through ep 5. Still drunk.)

Okay, so consider this: Somehow ML and CN get a moment to themselves to talk about things. ML confesses that IRL she likes a boy and it’s Adrien. CN is like “SERIOUSLY???” but the n as soon as the battle is over runs off somewhere to transform and comes back and is all like “Yo Miraculous Ladybug I’m like your biggest fan and I was wondering if, IDK, you might like to go on a date with me sometime?” and so they start dating but gotta keep it on the DL because, you know, superheroes have enemies and shit, so she basically does the spiderman thing and their dates consist of her taking her on “flying” tours of Paris (NOTE: I’ve never read a Spiderman comic) so Adrien is pretending to be Mary Jane but is secretly jealous of himself because like I said before CN is the real Adrien but also like I said before Marinette is the real ML so she’s secretly jealous of herself as well.

IDK how things progress from there.

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

Finished episode five of Miraculous Ladybug (while drunk).

Firstly, Marinette should absoludely at ;leaset suspect that Adrien is Chat Noir by now. Not only do they look alike, but they both have the same pigeon allergy.

Secondly, how is Marinette not bendfing over backwards to find artificial feathers at this point? This is the girl who was all creepy stalker over the guy in ep 3, or whenever it was that she pulled out that chart of Adrien’s schedule. After thje whole scarf thing, it’s just out of character.

Artificial feathers. They’re a thing, believe me. Believe me, Marinette. Find some. True love depends on it.

...What am I talking about, again? Damfino.

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

That jerk cop is going to be a recurring character, isn’t he?

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

Beginning to watch episode five and I just had a thought.

Say someone cottoned to Miraculous Ladybug’s secret identity. would that deus ex machina thing she does at the end of every episode the n erease their memory?

Second thought: Adrien has to be aware of Marinette‘s crush on him at this point. Theory: he is deliberately ignoring it in hopes that it’ll go away. He only has eyes for ML, after all.

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

My favorite drink is vodka and coke. It’s a bit strong for a first drink of the night, yes, but the look of abject horror on everyohne else’s faces when I order it is ohn so worth it.

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

Time travel? Hawkmoth can bequeath the power of time travel?

Fucking why does this gyuy need the Miraculous, again??? Seriously, what could this guy possibly want to do that he couldn’t accomplish with the powers he’s already demonstrated/bequeathed?

The only thing that makes thne remotest bit of sense is that Plagg and Tikki are outlaws and he’s some sort of magic space cop hunting them down. This isn’t to say ne’s secretly the good guy, just to be clear--ecven the Nazis had laws and police, after all.

(I paused in the middle of episode four of Miraculous Ladybug to make this message--still drunk.)