#3c.starter

[notparanoia]

y'all know that koalas got chlamydia, right?

[e-l-p]

call it a midlife crisis or whatever, but i’m kind of feeling like the next thing i might get stupidly into is weird taxidermy. like, look at this guy. i’d never have a bad day if i got to look at this thing every morning –

[biigtime]

i hope sean ross sapp finds out about spin the bottle, that’s a twitter thread i’d love to see happen

[cpt-charisma]

I have one cat in my lap and a glass of wine and I’ve never felt more like a Bond villain

[chicagomxde]

So, obviously I won't compete at Wrestlemania because my body keeps hating me. But I wanna be part of it, no way I'm gonna miss it. What should I do? Only terrible ideas will be accepted.

[builtonlegacys]

all this traveling. i feel like i don’t know what planet im on anymore.

[cargillsworld]

Hey everyone! Hope you're all doing bombastic and fantastic!

[730hcck]

life's too short, go live your life. buy that car. get a house. go get that purse you've been "waiting to go on sale". hug your mom and tell her that you love her. smoke some cigars with your dad. go clubbing with the boys.

and most importantly, drink chocolate milk straight out of the gallon now that you're an adult 🥰 cups are overrated and you're the only one drinking the milk anyway!