Ottersquabbles
CRASH. My ear and head twitched when I woke up from it. Slowly, I raised my head from under the massive amount of pillows and blankets. I suspected I looked the tiniest bit ruffled, since I hd slept here over night. And some devil convinced me not to put my hair together. (the devil was me, I was too lazy to find a brush in his flat, wasn't even sure he had one). But back to that noise. It seemed to repeat, albeit a little less urgent-sounding. Now that I was a little more awake, I also heard scratching and sliding sounds. I squinted a little in the direction of the floor. I didn't want to move. But Allan wasn't in bed anymore, so I had to assume he actually took his appointments seriously today... So, I had to deal with a... critter in his home. Probably.
Ugh. Draping a blanket around me, I crawled out of bed and started the journey through the flat. Apparently, my panties had ended their journey inside in the floor already. Huhm. Well. I slipped them on and dragged onwards, until I found his shirt. It was nice and soft and huge. It would suffice as hunting gear. I pulled it on... it went almost down to my knees. Sometimes I forgot how ridiculously tall he was. For that one moment that I wasn't reminded, at least. I let the blanket fall where I stood and continued. Most likely, it came from the kitchen... which also had the coffee machine, so... Yawning, I tapped over on bare feet. Floor heating was a beautiful thing, even in summer. Switching on the machine, I looked around and... yes. There was cutlery on the floor. That might have made the crashing noise. On the other side of the kitchen, there was a little more plastic laying around. Whisks and spatulas. I grabbed the cup of coffee, stepped over the plastic and followed the path of 'destruction'. When I stepped into the living room, I could hear scratching noises. I blinked slowly, sipping.
A little brown slinky ran past at the back of the sofa. To be honest, I was a bit flabbergasted. I ran over the floor and skidded, trying to stop and crashing into the wall. It apparently... wanted to run. This... was this... I frowned deeply. Was... was this an otter?!
What in the world does an otter do in a flat in the middle of town?! After it shook itself,it stood up and... yeah. Definitely an otter. I sipped a little more coffee. ... I decided to go back to bed. There I grabbed my phone and wrote a message to Allan: 'Allan, there is an otter in your flat. Why. Should they stay?' It... it was too early for an otter in the city.












