Holy poop! How did this happen?! Oh wow, I'm so touched that 500 of you guys think that my writing is worth your time.
As a celebration I will be opening requests in the form of fake titles since they seemed pretty popular with you guys. Send in a fake fic title + a character and I'll write a short drabble for it! If you wish to resend a title you've sent before, you're welcome to do that!
Do keep in mind that this may take some time as I am a college student with work on the side!
Groups I will write for:
Super Junior
VIXX
Monsta X
EXO
If you don't want to see anything from this event, I will be tagging it #500followersevent and you can blacklist it! This is open for three days, so send those requests in!
Congrats on 500 followers!!! Fake title: Strawberry shake or Sex with Taekwoon. Yeah I don't even know where that came from😌🙈
Hello and thank you! Here’s a short drabble! I hope you like it!
Strawberry Shake
Characters: Hakyeon, Taekwoon, Reader
Warnings: Sexual themes
“Hakyeonie, do you have any strawberries? I wanted to make some milkshake for breakfast.” you called into the living room as Hakyeon looked up at you wearily. You had arrived the night before just after Taekwoon had dyed his hair pink (which for some reason drove you wild) and needless to say, most of the group did not sleep that night with the ruckus coming from Taekwoon’s bedroom. Hakyeon wishes he hadn’t heard half the things he did.
He looked at your dishevelled figure with his own sleep deprived eyes very grumpily. The lack of sleep thanks to your nightly activities with Taekwoon had clearly addled his memory of whether he had even bought strawberries let alone whether you deserved them for all you had put him through.
“Didn’t you have enough of Taekwoon’s strawberry milkshake last night?” he nodded grumpily towards Taekwoon who had just entered the living room from his shower causing him to trip as his cheeks turned as pink as his hair. You nearly choked.
Clearly night visits were now out of the question at the VIXX dorm.
Hi, request for fake fic with shownu (Monsta x) and Jackie (single mom from California) fake title maybe California Dreamin? Leo (vixx) x reader and maybe fake title dark dreams? With a dark/or vamp/or horror theme?
Hey, I decided to go with the Shownu request because I think this blog has an excessive amount of Taekwoonie (lol) and the request seemed like fun!
California Dreamin
Characters : Shownu, OCs (Kihyun mentioned)
Hyunwoo meets Jackie and her daughter on the beach. The smell of salt heavy in the air as the waves crash against the shore. He takes a deep breath watching them pick up seashells as the child approaches him to offer him one. That’s when she comes over to apologise, not that he really minds. She is beautiful, he concludes when she introduces herself, tasting her name on his tongue. The Californian sun touches her skin, making her glow as Hyunwoo finds himself spellbound as he gazes at her in awe. Her speech flows like water, halting just at the right times for him to follow, but speedy enough to form a harmony of its own. He can’t focus on what she’s saying, as she picks her daughter up, beaming at him. Hyunwoo can’t help but want to know more, more about this beautiful woman. Parting his lips, he prepares himself to converse, but everything about her makes his brain shut down.
“Hyunwoo,” he hears, as he jerks, feeling his body shake “wake up or we’ll miss our flight!”
Kihyun’s voice is piercing as he shakes Hyunwoo awake. Their American tour is to begin and missing the flight to Los Angeles would cause a great deal of trouble. Hyunwoo finds himself jerking awake to the sound, nearly knocking his head on the bunk above. He sighed,rubbing his tired eyes looking at Kihyun’s busy body moving around to wake everyone up. Jackie was clearly no where to be seen.
It was all just a dream.
Pulling himself out of the bed, Hyunwoo wonders if he’ll see her in Los Angeles.
Maybe he’ll actually be able to speak to her this time.
MY MA HAS HIT A MILESTONE, CONGRATS ON THE FOLLOWERS, MA 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉 also I will throw my request in there (cause I'm Shownu fic starved right now fjwkjdjw) but uhhhhh Chubby Bunny + Shownu? cause I'm soft af right now :((( and want marshmallows
Meena my child! I hope this is good enough for you and your wonderful soul.
Chubby Bunny
Shownu x Reader
Warnings: Shownu being clueless af.
“Fubby bunny” you said, cheeks full of marshmallow as Hyunwoo looked at you incredulously. He hadn’t really bought marshmallows for you to stuff your face with them and repeatedly say chubby bunny in increasingly distorted manners. No, in fact he had bought marshmallows because you said you were craving them.
Now all of the sudden you wanted a chubby bunny. As much as he loved giving you gifts, this was a bit excessive and out of the blue. If he knew anything about bunnies, they were a lot of work to take care of.
“That’s a lot of work you know.”
“Fuubby booney, ooo ten.” you counted off the tenth marshmallow to be stuffed into your mouth as Hyunwoo shifted from bewildered to panicked mode
“You want ten chubby bunnies!?” he exclaimed as you paused in your attempt to stuff another marshmallow in your mouth. You stared at Hyunwoo who gaped back at you now seriously questioning your sanity.
Clearly you needed to explain the chubby bunny challenge to your wonderfully oblivious boyfriend.
Congratulations on 500!! Not to you but to the 499 people who finally discovered how awesome you are. Good job kids. For the fake title.... No Regrets for Donghae hehe. I love you 💖
My wife, my life! Thank you!
No Regrets
Characters : Donghae, Reader
Donghae looked at you as you pottered around the kitchen. It was your turn to make the smoothies for the two of you and for him to do the laundry. He folded the freshly laundered clothes with a soft smile.
It had been two years since you moved in with him and even after dating you for nearly five years, you still took his breath away in your simple existence. Every curve of your body he knew and loved, the bumps, dimples, scars. Every quirk of yours he adored - the way you bit down on your lip when you were thinking, the way you’d mumble in your sleep. Everything about you he loved, including the silly fights over the colours of bed sheets, or who got to pile things on the chair. Or the laughter over the little jokes, terrible puns and your inability to solve a basic math sum. Everything about you made him feel whole. So wonderfully complete.
Donghae could feel his heart flutter when you turn to smile at him and he clutches at the little velvet box in his hands.
Five years into melding his heart with yours and he had no regrets.
Now he was ready to give you his soul to for a lifetime.
CONGRATS ON YOUR 500 FOLLOWERS AND THINK ABOUT THIS: pride and prejudice with darcy taekwoon and bingley jaehwan
Dear Anon,why would you use my weakness against me?
PS: can youtell I’ve read this book far too many times and watched the BBC tv series everysummer?
Pride and Prejudice
Characters : Taekwoon, Jaehwan, OCS
The scarcity of gentlemen had forced Kim Minah to sit down for two dances duringwhich she found that Mr. Taekwoon had been standing near enough for her to hear a conversation between him and Mr. Jaehwan, who had come from the dance to convince his friend to join it.
“Come now, Taekwoon,” he smiled “I insist that you dance. It’s foolish to be standing outof the dance when there is such lively music!”
Taekwoon frowned “I do not intend to dance with anyone I am not acquainted with and asyour sisters are engaged, I do not wish to partake. In fact, it would be a punishment to stand up to dance with any other woman here.”
“Good god Taekwoon, you are being terribly fastidious! There are such pleasant girls in this room, some are incredibly handsome.” He said, casting a glance at Kim Sooyeon who stood by Cho Haneul.
“Jaehwan, you are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room,” said Mr. Taekwoon, following Jaehwan’s gaze.
“Oh! She is the most beautiful personI’ve ever seen!” Jaehwan declared before looking around the room, his eyes landing on Minah before lowering his voice “there is one of her sisters sitting just behind you, she is rather pretty and seems agreeable. I could ask my partner to introduce you.”
“Which do you mean?” Taekwoonturned around, his eyes piercing through Minah for just a moment before he met her gaze and turned away with a scoff to Jaehwan “She is tolerable I suppose, but she cannot tempt me. I am in no humour to dance with a woman who is undesirable to other men, so I suggest you return to your partner and enjoy her smiles Jaehwan, you are wasting your time with me.”
Mr. Jaehwan followed his advice. Mr.Taekwoon walked off; and Minah pursed her lips, holding back her laughter as she stood up and crossed past him to Haneul to share her story with great spirit.
congrats on 500 my love!!! ♥ fake fic title: "play that funky music" with.... hmmmm......... let's go with......................... kyuhyun and ryeowook and whoever else you want to throw in there~ ^^
Hi! Thank you for being so patient with me. I really had to think about how to go with this title except this kept playing in my head along with Oppa Oppa and resulted in this crack.
Characters : Super Junior KRY
Play That Funky Music
Warnings: Attempts at being funny.
Kyuhyun looked at Ryeowook who in turn looked at Yesung. With the upcoming KRY comeback after years, this one needed to be special. They’d already been pondering for hours about what kind of music KRY should be producing this year and they were slowly beginning to get weary.
“Do you think we should do something different?” Yesung pondered aloud, tapping rapidly at the desk with a chewed up pen. Ryeowook fought the urge to snatch it away to stop the annoying noise.
“Like what?” Kyuhyun stared at the pen as Yesung tapped a beat out on the desk.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
“Ballad?” Yesung suggested.
“We always do ballads.” Ryeowook frowned.
“Isn’t that what our speciality is?” Kyuhyun countered.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
“Fair point. We want to show the versatility of our voices,” Yesung nodded.
“How about rock?” Kyuhyun began, it would be an interesting genre to try given his previous experience at trying it out. Yesung shook his head. He had no intention of trying to look Visual K. KRY had an image to maintain after all.
“Jazz? Soul? R&B?” Ryeowook suggested wearily. Whoever had come up with the idea of doing something brand spanking new was an idiot and he was definitely going to kill them. They sat in silence for a long time, Ryeowook’s previous suggestions somehow ignored.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
“Oh oh! How about a good mix of everything and go with funk?” Yesung burst out excitedly as the younger two gaped at him.
“Like…someone saying play that funky music?” Ryeowook was now flabbergasted. Unsure about where Yesung was taking this. Yesung looked sufficiently pleased with himself
“Won’t you take me to funky town?”
“That’s D&E’s Oppa Oppa and that is not the KRY style.” Kyuhyun put his foot down. There were certain antics he did not wish KRY to partake in and one was not to do their rendition of Oppa Oppa.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
Ryeowook finally snapped and snatched the pen as Yesung exclaimed “hey!”
“You know what? Let’s just do a fucking ballad because that’s what we’re best at.” Ryeowook concluded, finally having lost his patience. Kyuhyun stood up in agreement.
“I’m getting myself a glass of wine, Ryeowook, if you’d care to join me.” he sighed as Yesung looked bewildered. The two quickly sped out of the room leaving him behind.
