#5econdsof5ummer

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i was tagged twice and i am always eager to talk about myself so \o/

nina tagged me with these questions and I'm answering them all for 5SOS 'cause that's where my head at: 

1. would you prefer to see all of 1d/5sos naked ONCE or just one member naked WHENEVER YOU WANT (cameras don’t exist shhh)?

Based on what we've seen on Ashton I would really like to be able to see him naked whenever I want, like I'm trying to imagine how that would work and where I'm going is that you could just be like ugh I'm having a bad day what's Ashton doing and there he is with his abs and his silly curls and his big dick anyway I think that would make any day better is what I'm saying

2. HOW DID YOU GET HERE (how did you fall into 1d/5sos)?

Harry gave Michael a hickey and this has somehow led me to crushing hard on a kid whose Instagram username is luke_is_a_penguin WHAT AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY IT'S BEEN FOR US ALL

3. what’s the worst thing your fave has ever done (by worst i obvs mean the best)?

The constant evolution of Michael's hair on this tour has been an assault on my every emotion x_____x

4. who has the best style in 1d (not asking for 5sos because they’re all children that just wear short and singlets and thongs everyday)?

They're all pretty inconsistent, but probably Zayn because he looks good even when he's not dressed up. 

5. if you could ask a member of 1d/5sos just one thing, who and what would you ask?

I mean other than requesting sexual intercourse I would really like to know what sort of comics Michael is into. 

6. describe your dream fic for your current otp (pick one if you have more than one otp, or do them all idk!).

I just want a long, porny OT4 that starts with them as friends who are all sort of in love with each other and then it evolves into sexier things and they banter and cuddle and love each other lots in ways their teenage boy minds can barely comprehend but they try because it all feels so good ugh GOD I WANT THAT SO BADLY AND IT'S INFURIATING BC I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO WRITE IT MYSELF WAAAAUGH

7. if you could change one thing about your life what would it be?

If we're talking right now, I'd make myself not be sick, if it's an internal change overall, I'd make myself more motivated, if it's external, I would make Nina live closer to me

8. do you think you could stab a person, if it really came down to it?

Yes if they threatened my life or got in my way or looked at me funny

9. what’s a thing you wish you could buy right now?

a cure for the common cold

10. if 5sos/1d were ice cream, what flavour would each member be?

now I am just thinking about eating them ;__;

11. if you had the option of giving up your car for free access to public transport forever, would you?

Even in a world with adequate public transport everywhere, I'd still keep my car! I like driving sometimes when I'm on my own tbh. ^__^

5econdsof5summer tagged me with: 

1. Favorite word that Ashton says in his insanely-australian accent?

FAMILY. FIM-LEE. *rolls around in his accent for days* I often amuse myself by spelling out how he says at Nina but she's Australian so to her they just sound like proper words. But FIM-LEE. GO SEE AH FIM-LEEZ.

2. Favorite Michael hair color?

PINK!!!!! Though I'm still hissing that we didn't see more of the blond/pastel blue look bc I just want boys to look like ice cream cakes is that so much to ask x___x

3. What feature of a boy/repeated moments would you love to see a huge 5sos masterpost about?

I'm dying for a good Michael/Luke post!! They're very under the radar cuddle-wise but I know they've been cute about each other on Twitter. P.S. let's call it Clemmings bc Muke sounds awful. Also I just want posts for all pairings bc all pairings are great. ;___;

4. Your own favorite piece of clothing? 

Lately I want to wear my Sistine Chapel ceiling print 90s dress all the time (I wore it today!) but probably right now my 'love me' crop top.

5. Which Hogwarts house would you sort each of the boys into?

Luke's the Hufflepuffliest. Calum too. Michael's Slytherin, Ashton's probably Gryffindor?

6. Your little pet name for each of them? does not need to refer to an animal but it can :)

Ahahaha I'm not much of a pet name person unless I'm bff with someone! 

7. What hemmo1996 cover do you want 5sos to re-cover as the band they are now? 

GIVE ME LOVE. Oh god, I would die eighteen times.

8. Who would you want to interview 5sos on a talk show one day? (actual talk show host or celeb)

I wish they'd go on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show! I like it when all my favorite things happen at once. 

9. xkit or missing-e? 

Missing E!

10. 5sos breakfast club AU or scooby doo gang AU? (will be missing a  character but whatevs)

Scooby Doo bc lol these dweebs tryna fight crime.

11. Get high or drunk with them?

My first response to this was 'high on what' aha. If it's any drug, then E for everyone and let the petting party commence. \o/

It's late and I'm tired so I'm breaking the rules and not asking my own questions but ty for asking you guys!!! <3

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i wasnt aware of the myspace era when it was big but he’d probably be the kid who put filters on all his pics and stalked hot emo girls’ profiles haha

Hahaha, count yourself lucky then! My myspace still exists out there, but luckily you can't see much since they revamped the site. I just remember doing quizzes in bulletins and commenting "pc for pc" and, yeah putting filters on photos and adding random cute musicians from the states.

(But also, myspace was the reason I got into music seriously in the first place, so as much as I laugh at it, it's played a huge part in making me who I am :) )

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<33 i love myspace boy tho, it encompasses his entire cute being

In an alternate universe somewhere, I dream I am friends with Michael on MySpace. It could've happened. Maybe. Hahahaha. (no but seriously, he so totally is and it's my favourite thing about him)

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yay answers and stuff because I got tagged twice! :)

answering 5econdsof5ummer's questions :)

1. Favorite word that Ashton says in his insanely-australian accent? 

Um, hahaha, like Nina, I don't really see him as having an accent. But I love the way he says "guys".

2. Favorite Michael hair color?

This really dark brown right here. But I do like the blonde and the purple!

3. What feature of a boy/repeated moments would you love to see a huge 5sos masterpost about?

Calum + snuggles. 

4. Your own favorite piece of clothing? 

Oooh tough one, but uh. I have this nice dress that I love that has this pink-purple-blue-grey-ish pattern on it, which sounds overwhelming but is quite cute. Either that, or my trench coat! :)

5. Which Hogwarts house would you sort each of the boys into?

Calum is in Hufflepuff, Michael is in Ravenclaw. Ashton is maybe in Ravenclaw? Or Slytherin. Luke is probably Slytherin to me. Idunno. I'm bad at sorting, haha.

6. Your little pet name for each of them? does not need to refer to an animal but it can :)

I don't really have pet names for them, except maybe that I call Michael "Myspace Boy"? Haha

7. What hemmo1996 cover do you want 5sos to re-cover as the band they are now? 

Hmmm, maybe Opportunity? Or if they re-did If It Means A Lot To You, I'd be so happy.

8. Who would you want to interview 5sos on a talk show one day? (actual talk show host or celeb)

Um, I'm not sure actually. I'd love to see them interact with Dan and Phil maybe? I think they'd have a fun time discussing music with them.

9. xkit or missing-e? 

X-Kit! :)

10. 5sos breakfast club AU or scooby doo gang AU? (will be missing a  character but whatevs)

I think the Scooby Doo Gang would work better than Breakfast Club :)

11. Get high or drunk with them?

Hahahaha, maybe drunk? I don't do either, but I think it Calum would probably be a cute, cuddly drunk, and I would love to see that. Not that I condone underage drinking... Or condemn it.

And Nina's questions!

1. would you prefer to see all of 1d/5sos naked ONCE or just one member naked WHENEVER YOU WANT (cameras don’t exist shhh)?

One member - Zayn. Please and thank you.

2. HOW DID YOU GET HERE (how did you fall into 1d/5sos)?

5sos was your fault! Hahaha, in late April I started watching their twitcams and videos and you linked me to a bunch so there was that! Hahaha, and 1D was early April last year, because I did the same thing (a day spent watching videos and interviews).

3. what’s the worst thing your fave has ever done (by worst i obvs mean the best)?

Louis' soccer day. Um, or Ashton's cover of Ordinary People.

4. who has the best style in 1d (not asking for 5sos because they’re all children that just wear short and singlets and thongs everyday)?

I'm in love with Zayn's art school student style of clothing! (Plus, clothes sharing with Perrie! So cute!)

5. if you could ask a member of 1d/5sos just one thing, who and what would you ask?

Oh god. I'd maybe ask Niall to take a selfie with me? IDK AHHHH.

6. describe your dream fic for your current otp (pick one if you have more than one otp, or do them all idk!).

Okay, for 5sos, I would love a fic where Calum and Michael are just really snuggly cuddle bunnies who give each other handjobs and go over to each other's houses and nap together and are just cute :)))))

7. if you could change one thing about your life what would it be?

I'd give myself more motivation to do things! :)

8. do you think you could stab a person, if it really came down to it?

Um, oh god. Maybe? I think so.

9. what’s a thing you wish you could buy right now?

Well, the next question just made me think about food, but in reality, uh. SHINee's albums :))))

10. if 5sos/1d were ice cream, what flavour would each member be?

Michael would be Baskin Robbins Cotton Candy (sweet, but not too overpowering, and it looks like this).

Calum would be Hokey Pokey

Luke would be vanilla gelato (sorry babe!)

Ashton would be. Um, maybe Ben and Jerry's choc chip cookie dough?

11. if you had the option of giving up your car for free access to public transport forever, would you?

Yes! I don't have my Ps yet (whoops), but I already use public transport way more at the moment, and considering I'm not too far from the city, transport is pretty much available always for me! 

Thank you both for tagging me :)))) Not going to ask more questions, haha, but thought I'd share my answers in any case!

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Hi! I got tagged by the lovely 5soswanks to do the 11 questions thing! :)

Rule 1: Post the Rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

have you ever rolled on a bed of legos? I think I've stepped on a lego before? hahaha, idunno!

threesome with your 2 least faves or one date with your fave? Hahahaha, uh, threesome, probably.

blonde or black mike hair? Dark dark brown! Like in this photo.

never have any sexual contact (includes kissing) or never fall in love? Never have any sexual contact.

fave 5sos pairing? Right now? Michael/Calum! Super cute, and super funny and I just (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

who has the best blowjob lips in 5sos? You know, my kneejerk reaction was to say Michael, but I think Calum has really nice lips.

only see calum and hear luke or only see luke and hear calum? OH GOD uh, see Calum, hear Luke, but I'd miss Calum's lil lisp so much :(

eat only boiled potatoes forever or always only sleep for 2 hours a day (cant take naps)? Oh ouch uh, boiled potatoes, provided I'm allowed to season them. Then I'd manipulate them into mash potatoes, much better :)

what hair color(s) do you want all the boys to have? Ashton - what it is now, maybe with added sunkissed highlights. Calum - what it is now. Luke - I'd love to see him go dark brown, maybe. Michael - dark chocolate brown or or or, I do sort of enjoy the electric colours he's doing lately, either as streaks or all over!

would you actually homie hop them if given the chance? Haha, homie hop? Uh, um, probably? I'm pretty sure my thing for 5sos started because they (read: Ashton) pretty much fit the typecast for ~that guy that I liked in high school~

fave ship name for mike/luke? I like the one you said - cliffings - but idk I find most name smushes are impossibly awkward. Except lush, and I'm so sad that it's called lashton, except I also understand the practicality of that for tagging.

Okay, uh, I'm maybe going to tag a couple of people and uh like, if you guys want to do this as well, you can! I don't know many people in fandom but it'd be great to meet you and if you tag me/link me to your post, I'll read it and maybe we can chat and be friends! :D

Fic tropes you like to see?

One song you'd like to see 5sos cover?

Top 5 most played songs in your music collection?

If you had $1000 to spend on either travel or material possessions, which would you choose?

twitter or tumblr

What do you think 5sos' animal counterparts are? :)

Favourite bands? :)

If you could send 1D/5sos to any city to play a gig, the exceptions being places you could attend, where would you send them to?

Favourite (unlikely?) crossover ship?

What's the longest you've gone without logging in, since you made your tumblr? :)

Why are questions so hard to think up? :(