#5secondmashcake

[tylerjuseph]

if you put "mother fucking" in between your first and last name I can guarantee it will make you sound 3894593487 times cooler

[tylerjuseph]

So here it finally is! After an hour of searching and writing, here is my follow forever. I just wanted to thank all of you for following my dorky self and I love you all a lot and i'm so sorry if I forgot any of you but I love you all thanks for being fab, ily Xx

the Homies

Maya: Maya. Okay. Wow. Uhm. Basically we are soul sisters since the 7th grade when we were lil fetus’ when you still had your hair in a lil poof and I thought wearing pigtails was cute. (I still have the pictures with proof) You were the one that got me to make this blog in the first place so thank you for that ;) You are an incredibly outstanding young lady inside and out and I am so glad we are friends (more than that lets be real) and ily a lot more than you could imagine and idk what I would do without you okay ily lots XXxx

Michelle: Michelle. Where does one begin. You are like my other half. The boo to my oob. We have had so many laughs together and stupid shenanigans in math that I will remember til the day I die. I enjoyed stealing your food and watching you draw my face in your notebook (although very abstractly I must add). Anyways, you are such an extremely beautiful lady inside AND out. Your smile lights up my day and your laugh is contagious. We have so many jokes it’s insane. Not to mention you are one of the strongest people I know okay, you are incredibly tough and I admire you for that. Never change bb ily <3

Laura: Laura idk if you know this but I look up to you a lot. You are such an inspiring person with your instense work ethic and enthusiasm for things you are passionate about, and I really love that about you. You will forever and always be my lil kitty and that will never change. I love your hugs bc youre so small and I can just envelop my arms around your lil body (not in a creepy way I promise). You are an immensely cute, beautiful, and intelligent individual and I love you a lot Xx

Kristin: Kristin where do I even begin with you. We bonded over our love for Marianas trench but it has become way more than that now. I love talking to you and your pretty face always makes my days brighter (: you are such a lovely sweetheart and I am so glad that we got to know each other because it has made this entire experience so much more wonderful. You deserve all the best because you are such a wonderful person. Ily loads beb <33

Rani: Rani ily a lot okay. Your covers make me really happy and so does your general presence. You are one of my favorite Michael girls and I can’t believe you actually watched my youtube videos omg that’s embarrassing ahahah. You are such a sweetie and super pretty and talented and ily loads Xx

without further ado, all the fab blogs you should follow (hover over your url for a lil message from me :)

| # | A | B | C | D | E | F

5secondsofalexgaskarth ♥ 5secondsof-ashtonssneeze ♥ 5secondsof-perff ♥ 5secsofni ♥ acoustic-cal ♥ ashtonstawp ♥ bangindabassist ♥ bigbootyhood ♥ bitchassluke ♥ calumhoodpout ♥ catchmeclifford ♥ cliffordirty ♥ cozyhemmo ♥ dayumclifford ♥ dear5sos ♥ derpingluke ♥ emoirwin ♥ fallashboy ♥ frickfrackhood ♥ frozenlucas

G | H | I | J | K

hohemmo ♥ huggablehemmo ♥ irwinsway ♥ kinkyclifford ♥ krypticalum

L | M | N | O | P

likesirwin ♥ lukeislovely ♥ lukeslegsfordays ♥ lukesnroses ♥ merryingcalum ♥ michaelgclifford ♥ lukey ♥ mintymuke ♥ perfwinirwin ♥ pikacalum

Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

queenageteen ♥ sassmichael ♥ shitmuke ♥ slutcal ♥ starbucalum ♥ usualuke ♥ vegemiteash ♥ volcanoclifford ♥ well-damn-luke ♥ whoalucas

thank you all for making my tumblr experience 182% better. All of these lovelies deserve a follow. ily all xx

[perksofhemmings]

5secondmashcake replied to your post: i don’t think i’ve ever felt so happy ...

very happy for you sweets (: Xx

thank you xxxxxx

[tylerjuseph]

I was tagged by huggablehemmo c: x

Always post the rules:

Answer the 11 questions and ask 11 more. Tag 11 people. Tell them you tagged them.

Questions I got asked :

1. if you could live anywhere where would you live?

In California or Australia or anywhere sunny really (:

2. first celebrity you’d fuck. dont think just say?

Luke Hemmings oops

3. favorite movie?

The Breakfast Club or Anastasia x

4. best text/letter/email/whatever you’ve ever recieved?

okay this one literally made me cry maybe I was hormonal but it meant a lot and I like to look at it sometimes when I feel sad <3

"If my friend Cali hadn't gone, she would love you. She would know you love her and she would've stayed. So thank you for inspiring her to stay longer than she was going to. I'm sure she's watching and admiring you from above... :)"

also everything under my tag "beautiful people" those all made my day c:

5. first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

check my phone and lay in bed for ten minutes more than I should. It's a daily struggle really

6. most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?

uhhh well multiple cases actually when I like eavesdrop on a conversation and I attempt to join in randomly but it turns out the people aren't talking about what I think they were so yeah that's pretty awkward. Also when I was little I dressed up as a grandma and tried to sell newspaper to my parents hoping that they wouldn't recognize me (I was a clever little shit) so yeah that's quite up there as well.

7. favorite song atm?

I cannntntntnt doo thatttt. Either "Settle Down" by The 1975 or "Alone Together" by Fall Out Boy (those whole albums really)

8. what are you doing tomorrow at 2 pm est?

WATCHING THE FUCKING TWITCAM FUCK YEH

9. favorite number?

19 (:

10. do you have pets?

yep I have five! 2 dogs, 2 guinea pigs, and a cat c:

11. butts or boobs?

definitely da boootyyyy

Questions I ask:

1. Favorite blog? (5sos or not whatever floats your boat)

2. If you could be known for one specific thing about you, what would you want every one to know you by?

3. What was the last text message you sent?

4. Who is your inspiration?

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?

6. If you could transform into any animal for a day which animal would you be and why?

7. What are your hobbies?

8. Is there a special boy or girl in your life? ;) ;)

9. What people or things give you butterflies in your stomach?

10. Favorite fictional character?

11. Fictional character that you can relate the most to?

[tylerjuseph]

The Question Tag!

thank you for the tag (:

Rules: 

 Always post the rules.


 Answer the questions set for you.


 Write 11 new questions for people to answer.

 Tag 11 people and let them know they have been tagged.

Questions I need to answer:

1. Do you want any tattoo? or do you have any? 

Yes I want a tattoo so bad lol. Not like a big one though, just a small and sweet one. I think I would either get a little camera on the back of my neck or a line drawing of a seahorse on the side of my wrist (:

2. Do you blush easily? 

Yes and it sucks because it gives people more of a chance to make me even more embarrassed, which is awesome..

3. Have you ever broken a bone? 

Nope! (:

4. Are you an artist/writer? 

Haha I try to be sometimes but then I see other people's work and realize that in reality I'm not all that great so I leave the art and writing to the more talented folk (;

5. Do you play an instrument? 

Yeah, I play the ukulele, and I used to play the piano and cello but those didn't work out for me haha

6. Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know? 

I'm assuming for this question you mean with a boy outside of 5sos, so then my answer would be no, because idk I just haven't been feeling it lately I guess

7. Do you feel confident in your body image? 

Sometimes. I have days where I look in the mirror and like what I see, but most days I look in the mirror and kind of find every single flaw about myself, so I guess I'm sort of in the middle?

8. Do you like to dance? 

I like to dance, but I can't dance. Do you see my problem.

9. Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly? 

Not that I can remember, no. I have been very blessed with a friendly environment at school where we are all very accepting of each other and there aren't a lot of cases of bullying (:

10. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Well seeing as though I haven't really ever had a boyfriend it's not really possible, but I would never do that, no.

11. Favorite Band or singer? 

This question is extremely difficult so once again I am going to make a list because I can.

Marianas Trench

All Time Low

Fall Out Boy

5 Seconds of Summer

The Cab

Sam Smith (he has a voice like honey pouring down from the high heavens)

My questions:

Do you have any pets? What are they like? and if you don't have any, what pet would you want if you could have one?

Who do you consider to be your role model?

What is your favorite quote?

If you could only choose 3 movies to watch for the rest of your life what would they be and why?

Do you have/ want any piercings?

What is your favorite kind of cake?

If you could look back on your life so far, what would you say has been the best moment so far?

List three features you like about yourself (: none of that I don't like myself crap

What country(ies) do you want to/have you travelled to?

Where is your favorite place to go when you are feeling stressed?

What is your favorite sound? is that a weird question idk

  I tag:

peppermintmikey

5secondmashcake

cauldronofamortentia

dayumclifford

merryingcalum

irswin

snowangelluke

my-little-mashton

imintothebassist

wintercalums

hemmistletoe

[tylerjuseph]

you guys should go follow my nipnop maya  (;

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Rules:

-Always post the rules

-Answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write 11 new ones

-Tag 11 people (and the person who tagged you so they can see your answers) and have them answer your questions

-Let them know they’ve been tagged

Questions for me…

What are your top five favorite bands?

5sos, All Time Low, Mayday Parade, Timeflies, Every Avenue, Marianas Trench, Fall Out Boy, Rocket to the Moon, and Bastille. whoops it said five, well there are too many to choose from so there you go XD

Favorite drink of all time?

Going to have to go with raspberry iced tea <3 

Would you rather be able to play an instrument really well or draw really well?

instrument, I really wish I could sing tbh XD

If you could only have one food for the rest of you life, what would it be?

hmmm, probably pizza cos I mean it’s delicious and you can get different toppings and stuff so it wouldn’t get boring and also you could still get some vitamins sorta (can u tell I have thought about this question before)

Who’s your favorite member of 5SOS? (so cliche hey)

all of them ofc but I am a cake girl, mostly luke cos hes perf but also calum cos…hes perf too <3

Do you prefer instagram or twitter? I don’t use them very much, but instagram because there’s less drama and I like looking at people’s pictures (:

If you could meet one person who is now dead, who would it be?

I would meet my great great grandma who I was named after cause idk I think that would be kinda sweet

Would you go into the past if you could?

if It was like future me going to the past to save past me from doing stupid things then yes, I totally would. But I think going into the future would be a lot cooler (:

What eye color do you wish you had? (or you can be happy with the one you have)

judging by the fact that my eyes are poo colored I would really love to have like hazel green or blue eyes because I think they are gorgeous

Favorite actor?

uhmuhmuhmuhmmm well idk if he counts as an actor but Ryan from whose line is it anyways always makes my day cause he’s hilarious as fuckkk

Do you consider yourself funny? idk some people laugh at my jokes sometimes but haha not really

[tylerjuseph]

5saucepizzaparty’s questions for you:

what is your favorite quality about yourself?

do you have any secret talents?

favorite dessert?

what/who is your spirit animal?

what’s the most random fact that you can think of about yourself?

favorite pizza topping?

if you had all the money in the world what 5 things would you buy?

if you had kids, what would you name them?

if you could trade lives with a celebrity for a day who would it be?

do you have any pets?

5sos otp?