#600th floor

[knifes-and-arson]

it's important for all of you to know that The Empire State Building confirmed the existence of the 600th floor

[sahaart]

[larrikinisahimbo]

I'm g(O)ing to hell for this. Peak (C)omedy.

[mightydrarry]

Percy Jackson, a summary

Chiron: Be careful, names are powerful

Annabeth: Don't speak out these names so careless

Luke: Watch your words from now on, names have great power

Even fcking Ares: If I'd be u I would be careful whose name u shout

Literally every Halfblood and God: Stop throwing the G's names around so lightly!

Percy: *standing on the 600th floor screaming at the top of his lungs* Zeus u lil bitch imma come up to u and destroy u, u hear that?! Oh and Hades I fucking hate u too u motherfucker be ready to dieeeee All.Of.U.

Poseidon: *slowly claps*

Grover: Dammit Karen not again!

[samantha18]

Daughter of Poseidon check🐬💧

[draw-a-drew]

Rick: *makes Olympus on the 600th floor*

Basically everyone: *goes to the Empire State Building and askes to go to the 600th floor*

People who work at the Empire State Building: *gets hundreds of people who ask them to go to the 600th floor and make you swear on the River Styx that it isn’t real*

People who work at the Empire State Building: ...

People who work at the Empire State Building: dam you Rick

[nish-e-r-r-o-r-neesh]

What I'd do if I ever travel to New York:

*clearing throat* *grab's family's arms* History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the grEATEST CITY IN THE WOOORLD~! THE GREATES CITY IN THE WOOoooOooOooRLD!!!!~ also: *walks into Empire State Building* 600th floor please.

[dxmerons]

Idk if they do this already but part of the job requirement for being at the front desk of the Empire State Building should be reading the first percy Jackson book so you can deal with demigods trying to get to the 600th floor