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steve: so who are you betting on?

james: oh i always bet on lola.

steve: but she's sparring against you?

james: i said what i said and i didn't fuckin stutter

I just have one question though -- why of all the FUXKING things a HOT DOG

shepard: i’m in love with you

james: new phone who dis

i do not need a han solo blorg

It's just such a tiny hot dog and I don't understand is it meant to be phallic we know he's obsessed with eggs why isn't it an egg I just

me: i just lo--

anyone whos spoken to me for more than five minutes: you love james vega we get it you LOOOOVE james vega god almighty shut up

me: i wasn’t going to say that i was just going to say i lovejamesvega

please like for a starter of varying lengths! i’m headed to work but i’ll be on a bit after.

me: i want to rp

also me, staring at my drafts: i am a dirty goddamn liar

#:outofbullets