i remember one time, we were really little kids -- i have two sisters and a brother -- and all four of us were on a family car ride for 3 hours going to south reach. my dad was driving...so we’re going down the highway, we’ve been on the road for like, 3 hours, and in the distance, we see a mcdonald’s. we see the golden arches. and we got SO excited. we started chanting ‘mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!’ and my dad pulled into the drive-thru and we started cheering. and then he ordered ONE BLACK COFFEE for himself. and KEPT DRIVING. and you know, as mad as that made me as a little kid, in retrospect, that is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life. HOW PERFECT IS THAT? he had a vanload of little kids and he got black coffee -- the one thing from mcdonald’s no child could enjoy. my dad is cold-blooded.
cullen’s children probably
