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[typhlonectes]

[sylure]

today even my dentist complimented my looks... what the hell is going on

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

"You like jazz."

It's like The Bee Movie but you're helplessly enthralled.

[lonelyzarquon]

[catboymatingpress]

PINNED POST!

Well, first things first ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT HERE BE HORNY PERVERSION 18+ NO EXCEPTIONS

with that out of the way...

This is my NSFW sideblog for sharing the things that make me uncontrollably horny! I'm a late 20s, bisexual he/him femboy switch who's into a whole lot of stuff, just about all of which will end up here one way or another. I say I'm a switch because I'm roughly 50/50 Dom vs Sub on how Often I want things, but my tastes as a sub tend to be more varied and specific, if that makes sense, and y'know, sometimes a boy is in bottom heat and won't stop wiggling his ass till he gets dicked down properly. As a result this blog will lean heavily sub and is primarily written with that perspective in mind. Domposting will be tagged because it's so out of the ordinary. See the Read More for specifics, my kinks, tags, and do's & don'ts.

I haven't thought of a name you may call me yet. Will update when I've figured it out. Catboy, kitty, kitten should be fine for now.

Asks are open, but please follow me before you DM. Horny is welcome but do remember I'm a person, not a kink dispenser and I WILL block you if the vibes are off. Don't demand pics from me, and if what you send skeeves me out, you might get a warning or you might get blocked outright. It'd help to establish yourself as somebody fun to talk to before sending anything lewd beyond asks. Mutuals are encouraged to be as feral as they like though!

Stuff you will find here and my kinks:

Petplay! (Biiiiig time switch here so there will be pets of all kinds, but I'm a catboy, a puppy, and a hucow) Usually tagged Meow as well as more appropriate noises for specific animals

Hypno! Spirals, other visual gifs, stories, audio inductions, general hypno horny posts and advice... If it's about trances and I like it you'll see it here. Expect dronification and brainwashing too. Tagged Hypno for subject matter, pretty colors for hypnotic visuals and @.@ for posts that hypnotize me? It's kinda vibes based

Corruption goes hand in hand with hypno, but I extra like slowly transforming into a more sexual, depraved, perverted parody of your former self. Or just wear a lot more black and red and purple, with some dark lipstick/nail polish that's cool too :3

CNC, Somno, Intox etc (when you trust your beloved to do things to you that would be morally and legally considered Rape but it's fine, everything is fine I literally asked for this please rape me more :3 I'm your Fucktoy and you're mine!!! Sometimes you just want to watch a cutie take one too many bong rips or shots of booze and then take advantage of them). Tagged exactly how it should be. Trigger Warning abound, there will be a lot of a certain word in this tag.

Bondage. Collar me, leash me, hook me up to the weird sex machine and milk me plssssss

Lactation, speaking of.

Latex. Wear it, make me wear it, whatever combination. Nuff said. I like how it shines and I like the colors and I like how it feels. Just. Yes.

Oil/other reasons a person might be all shiny (where my soapy shower boobs enjoyers at?)

Transformation. Pretty much anything is on the table. Gender transformations, species changes... People will become their fursonas, people will grow extra body parts for sex reasons and peoples' current bodies will change shape and size as things get ridiculously large or impossibly small. Expect weird body mods like multiboobs too

Breeding And pregnancy. Some people are into one but not the other, but that ain't me. Let's breed. I will get you pregnant, and then ogle that belly, and you should keep trying to get me pregnant, and if all else fails...

Eggs and Ovipositors go brrrrrrr

Cum inflation.

Orientation play (go have a bisexual awakening RIGHT NOW!)

Femdom. usually gentle, but it's up for negotiation!

Monsterfucking

More to come!

Tentacles

Femboys, crossdressing, gender Stuff. Gee, surprise surprise

Ask me about my depravity kink, it's hard to explain

Not super into but if the post hits right, I might Reblog anyway

Object/Inanimate TF. Probably just gonna like some of the faces mid-TF, but y'all do you!

Ageplay/CGL used to hit hard but it's just weird now.

The bimbo aesthetic / IQ loss

I won't post any gore but violence and blood in descriptions does things to me. Same for snuff. Descriptions if the post is good, but de-emphasized. Tagged directly, trigger warning abound.

Vore. Almost exclusively soft, tending closer to endosoma (just. Being inside somebody like getting eaten under Cartoon logic) than digestion and all that but if snuff is already fair game...

Fauxcest, selfcest, syscest, if it ends in cest it's a niche at best, but when that niche hits hell yeah.

Piss. This one's usually more of a No but sometimes... The degradation and the sheer horny of it can be hot.

Pedos and zoos will be blocked on sight. Keep that shit to yourself and seek help. I shouldn't even have to say that.

Do:

Send asks, ramble in the tags, send respectful DMs, be patient if I don't respond because I'm shy and may be taking a while to think of what to say, tell me you're getting off to my blog especially if/when you cum or decide to edge again, ask or talk to me about kinks and why they're hot

Do Not:

Try to engage me in The Discourse, spread call-out bullshit to me, refer to me as Sissy, act entitled and annoying or otherwise piss me off in my DMs

This blog is heavily under construction and will likely change drastically/be inactive for periods of time while I agonize over minor decisions. Please bear with this kitty who's trying his best.

WIP Taglist:

A lot of just Exactly what it says on the tin, CNC Intox spirals etc

@.@ is going to mostly focus on posts that hypnotize Me / the reader, but is pretty much just the Oooooo tag

Meow for general petplay and specifically kitty stuff

Moo for the cow mood, whether it's petplay or bustyboytf/Breast Expansion or lactation

Pretty colors for any trancy visual not only spirals

:3 whenever I want :3 maybe mildly petplay / please do this to me CNC? I throw it onto just about every post, it's vibes tbh

Be a good boy like me and get pegged today! Is self-explanatory

Bisexual awakenings for everyone! Is the tag I'm using for all orientation play, including for harder stuff like Dykebreaking and whatnot. This may change in the future but for now that's how it is: nobody is going to completely change from straight to gay or vice versa, just becoming bi in the moment or discovering that they already are, because that's how the fantasy works for me. You don't have to agree; it's an orientation play tag first and what it literally says second.

Boi.jpg as a hypothetical Pictures tag. Don't expect much I'm pretty private but mutuals can certainly ask for free :3

Boi.txt for writing I made, whether smut or shitpost, and I guess asks too

Gamerboymatingpress I'll use for talking about games, including porn games and AVNs

So true bestie for original posts by my mutuals (please let me know if I'm being too familiar with you I'll gladly remove the tag if that's the case)

Hot people means the person in the media is one of the blogs in the post's reblog chain. Ideally OP but I'll specify if otherwise, since people get nuked so often

I love the way you think for peer-reviewed tags

On the other side though has become the tag I use for switch thoughts. Exactly like it says, additional thoughts from the other side, so like 90% some domposting after getting out all my sub thoughts, 10% vice versa

Your gender will be weird and malleable for gender tf, or other gender play stuff. I'm not touching anything overtly Detrans/misgendering, more like forcefem or body transformation, that optionally maybe has mental gender-y stuff with it. If an egg cracks an egg cracks but that isn't the focus, is another way to put it

I'll also probably throw in at least one comment tag on a lot of posts. It's the etiquette. These and tags I've stolen from other people tend to become regularly-reused phrases

Header is a picture I took of a weighted blanket brand called Cute King. Icon art by Kumo_no_mae/Kumo0511 on Twitter.

[catgirlbreasts]

*Yawning and stretching my arms above my head, arching my back so that my colossal, sloshy titties stretch out the word "somnobait" on my shirt.*

Man, I'm beat! Gonna take a nap real quick! My bedroom door isn't working, so I'll have to leave it open, but don't worry about having to be quiet! I'll take a sleeping pill or two to make sure that, no matter what happens, I won't wake up!

o-oh! y-yeah, um, good, I MEAN, um, glad you're going to get your rest! haha yep, sleep is important... ... (okay, i hear snoring... i'm going to go in now~)

*i creep down the hallway. sure enough, your door is standing wide open... i step through the threshold, and into your bedroom, my cock crossing the doorframe first as it tents my pants Hard* (i can't believe i'm doing this... i-i'm just going to jack off to those titties, that's it... definitely...) *i reach into my pants and begin to stroke my kittygock slowly, but within seconds i'm too excited, too aroused, and my pace quickens. the fwump fwump fwump of my pants seeming to echo across the room* (ngh~ i'm making too much noise! what if they wake up? augh, i have to... take off my pants, just to keep quiet, yeah, just to be quiet...) *slowly, shakily, i remove my pants, and there my girl cock throbs excitedly in the cold bedroom air. i hardly even notice as i creep closer and closer, wanting a better view...* (EEP! what am i doing?!?!?!) *before i even know it, my hand is reaching out toward your shirt, a pretty pale blue with 'SOMNOBAIT' in black text stretched thin across your massive mammaries, and pulling it up* (i... i just need a better look, that's all... just a better look and i'll be able to cum...) *your soft, ginormous tits exposed to the cool air only makes me harder, which i didn't even realize was possible. i'm throbbing hard as i stroke, fast and shaking, but in the back of my mind i know this isn't enough* (maybe i'll... cum harder... if i could just...) *before i can even think it, i'm climbing on to the bed, wary and careful to not wake you, despite your sleeping pills. my cock is leaking pre like mad into the cool afternoon air, and eventually i settle myself on your crotch, the tip of my gock poking at the massive canyon of cleavage* (please don't wake up, please don't wake up, please don't wake up...) *i engulf my kittygock in your tits, pushing them softly around my shaft. i thrust softly, meekly, and -- god it feels amazing. i thrust harder, push your boobs into my dick with greater strength, i'm properly fucking them now. i hold my breath but you don't wake up. you don't.* mmmph~ fuck~ *i'm losing my composure, i'm not even whispering anymore, i'm just relying on those sleeping pills to keep you down. i fuck your tits so hard the PLAPs can be heard outside the room, outside the house* i-i'm gonna--- *i cum, coating the inside of your cleavage with sticky white girl cum. my cumshots seem to never end, shot after shot until my dick is practically dry-heaving, my balls completely empty. i have never cum so hard in my life, and i may never cum so hard again* *i give a shaky sigh and climb off of you, and just as i'm about to leave the room i turn back to look at you. you're a mess of sweat you worked up from being fucked so hard and my cum.* (oh... maybe i should... clean you up...) *without considering a more reasonable course of action, i climb back on top of you and begin licking your cleavage, lapping up my cum and your sweat. i work up another erection doing this, but restrain myself for once, satisfied with the best somno sex of my life* *finally, you're clean, if a little damp from the tongue bath, and i leave you to enjoy the rest of your nap, and your sweet, wet dreams~* ... (...maybe there's time for seconds...?)

[fatedvoid]

you have way too many female muses, or muses in general.

OOC: Ahh I'm sorry you feel that way, I am adding more male muses as I go and such but , I like what I like to roleplay. I can't help if I'm more comfortable with female muses on this blog.

[deergirliconoclast]

little miss hypnobait has something to

umm

something

i feel kinda funny

ouuhh