Jan 31, 2019
An exotic dancing catman, a snake-lady with dragon wings, a drunk psychic, and some gladiators walk into a bar..... this isn’t a joke it’s just our dnd party.
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An exotic dancing catman, a snake-lady with dragon wings, a drunk psychic, and some gladiators walk into a bar..... this isn’t a joke it’s just our dnd party.
Me: *had a psychologically caused tic that makes me twitch*
My friend: *gets hurt and sent to the hospital*
Me: *void of mental illness* *must protect my children* *i will save you* it’s gonna be okay
My friend: *later* your twitch went away when we were at the hospital
Me: oh... yeah that happens when I turn into mom
While explaining the latest adventure pursued in a Dnd campaign to my cousin:
Me: ...and also the Princess was gay.
Her: awesome
Me: so we tell the guards we’re there because she requested to see Daniel (dancing bard).
Her: oh...
Me: and that’s how we got through the doors to the bed chambers... and this is where it gets wild.
Her: THIS is where it gets wild?! IT GETS WORSE?!
Me: yes
Me: so... (wild and unbelievable events involving doppelgängers and blowjobs) ... and then we left a note saying to remember us, and the guard never would because we wiped his memory