#a drunkard's queue.

[festiv-al-colohically]

Date: Saturday the 25th of June 2016. Time: 06:00pm. Mood: ???.

“Sho der be rumours goin’ around ‘bout the bar decreasin’ da price of everythin’ because of “five jerks threatening to gut the staff”? Ain’t dat supposed t’be my job?”

[festiv-al-colohically]

Date: Tuesday the 21st of June 2016. Time: 06:00pm. Mood: Tired.

Odd chugging[?]-esque sounds. She’s passed out, but the OL’s still making strange gurgling sounds!!

[festiv-al-colohically]

Date: Monday the 20th of June 2016. Time: 06:00pm. Mood: Determined.

"Not ‘nough, not ‘nough, there s’not ‘nough sake!!”

[festiv-al-colohically]

Date: Sunday the 19th of June 2016. Time: 06:00pm. Mood: Shocked.

"F’r once I actually feel full after only ten mugs..!! This simply can’be rwight...”

[festiv-al-colohically]

Date: Saturday the 18th of June 2016. Time: 06:00pm. Mood: Ill.

"Oeeeh... It ain’t nice feelin’ like yer gonn’ hurl up and spit out a liters’ worth o’ the hard stuff an’ scuffy other aftermaths in yer belly after an’ready rough sleep...”

[festiv-al-colohically]

★ I expect random results with only drunk thoughts to make reasons out of them.

Send me a ★ and I’ll answer…

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.[] Oh disgusting.[✓] Again, again.[] Kiss you back.[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.[] Slap/Push you away.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.[✓] YES.[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.[] Ew.[✓] Sure.[] YES.

Sex?:

[✓] Let’s do it.[] No. You can’t handle my d.[] FUCK YES.[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.[] Yes.[✓] No.

[festiv-al-colohically]

Date: Friday the 17th of June 2016. Time: 07:12pm. Mood: ???.

"Ere’s some v’ry important advice f’r if you want t’be a good drunkard... Like me!! Get drunk a lot, twennyfoorseeeven if you can!! Puke!! Clum-si-ness is also a b’nus factor!!”