#a grey package

[whatastrangecase]

So you're saying you've actually had sex... with women!?

[whatastrangecase]

Come on, did you even get your dick wet? I don't believe you. I think you're bad at lying too.

"What reason do I have to lie?"

[whatastrangecase]

Because you're the 30 some year old virgin?

"Because the few women I’ve… been with, have been thoroughly satisfied. Apparently I am a generous lover."

[whatastrangecase]

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

"I-i’m sorry?

I’m to make a choice, is that it?

That is a difficult decision… A mechanical man would be rather helpful in it’s own way, and on the other hand, I’ve held the giant reptiles in high esteem since I was a boy.

I’d have to say dinosaurs.”