Tom Hardy lips and nips are the same godforsaken color, and you fine people at Tommyplum seem like the type to properly appreciate this.
We would like it known that we are a Serious Business Blog and we resent this assumption that we would engage in base objectification of Tom Hardy or his lips or nips despite the fact that both are often on full display simultaneously! SOLELY IN THE INTERESTS of addressing your supposition in a more Elite and Educated manner therefore:
- his colours are Blush and Bashful, also what the fuck who strolls around with his costume half-off like this drinking Crystal Clear bottled water with only one (1) entire tit out! PADRE FIERO
- even with the image flipped we can clearly see that all four areas (each lip counts separately) are the same colour, which happens to be a shade of muted darkish pink that makeup companies generally gift with the moniker “Aroused” or “Little Ms. Naughty” or “Do Me” (although, anon, we do agree that “Godforsaken” would be an excellent addition to the family)
- well shit that’s just candy ain’t it
This concludes our presentation and we hope that we at tommyplum have sufficiently demonstrated that we conduct this blog with nothing but the utmost Respect, Dignity, and High-Minded Discourse when it comes to our irreproachable fannish interest in Tom Hardy and his many varied parts. Please collect a complimentary bracelet made of knotted parachute cord on your way out, thank you.
Your hosts, John and Maggie