#a punmitigated disaskster

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What do you call a bunch of llamas running parallel to each other?

i don’t know what do you call it?

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There's a 30/60/90 chance that I understand triangles better than I understand probabilities

a very acute observation!

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update: the pun that I just messaged you was literally reblogged from you omg so sorry

That’s OK! Pun re-sharing is the second-highest form of flattery.

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What's the difference between fandom movie prop collectors and logical computer scientists?

i don’t know what is the difference? i mean i can think of a coupl

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Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

ooh i don’t know. a couple years ago it would have been new york, i suppose; nyc banned the sale of sugary drinks in large cups, for reasons? this really happened. but the law was overturned in court, for presumably better reasons.

but that answer is not funny, and i suspect that this is going to be a pun

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"Hey can you check my work on this truth table?" "Yeah, it actually looks like the output for this OR gate should be 0, not 1." "Why?" " y' "

oh dear.

so, between the truth table puns and the “nietzsche can suck it” paper, i take it that the philosophy class is going well?

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I forget where I heard that pun but it was a while ago. I just remembered it as we drove past a fire warning sign just now and I had to rush to share it.

IT BURNSSS US.

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(3) The moral of the story: only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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