#a smooth operator

[justc2world]

Idc Carlos should've been on podium

[mars-flame-sniper]

*Snrk*

He's Fukiko's brother alright, I bet he's been trying to take her to the cemetery ever since he picked her up.

"Where do you want to go? How about the cemetery? It's lovely this time of year."

"No, I'd rather just drive-"

"TO THE CEMETERY RIGHT? YOU WANT TO SEE SOME GRAVES!"

"No I-!"

"THE CEMETERY IT IS THEN."

"...STOP THE CAR."

[sossamon93]

While playing on the green, I had come across a piece of homemade pornography lying in the grass. It was a kind of book, made of pieces of paper crudely stapled together with rather amateurish drawings of genitalia and a typed text full of words I had never heard of. My curiosity was aroused because I hadn't had any kind of sex education, and I had certainly never seen a woman's genitalia. In fact, I wasn't even certain if boys were different from girls until I saw this book. Once I recovered from the shock of seeing these drawings, I was determined to find out about girls. I was too shy to ask any of the girls I knew at school, but there was this new girl in class, and because she was new, it was open season on her. As luck would have it, she was put at the desk directly in front of me in the classroom, so one morning I plucked up the courage and asked her, without any idea of what the words meant, 'Do you fancy a shag?'

Eric Clapton