#a: james

[zephyrbcll]

✉

James,

Please get married soon. My best friend got married this month and it wasn’t nearly this stressful. Also, keep me safe from your fiancee because I actually had a dream about having to build a full sized wagon for Katie like the wedding aisle was the fucking Oregon trail and I’m being haunted way too much for a wedding that’s not even mine. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s before ten, so chances are that I can go steal cuddle time with my boyfriend because you and your fiancee have deprived me.

-Z

[alarickane]

☎

“I did it, I finally did it!”

“Yes, darling angel, I know you never doubted me. Thank you.”

“By thinking of you, of course. Although he was a good teacher.”

“I think that would be nice, we should bake him something as thanks. Besides, it’s been too long since we baked together.”

(featuring @pandorakane)

[zephyrbcll]

Sorry if I’m a bit late, but tell Katie I wish her the happiest birthday. She’s an honorary Marauder, after all.

~James

[zephyrbcll]

☎

“I’m sorry, you want to run that by me again? What sort of shit did you get my boyfriend into?”

“You’re calling for help, that means I get to despair of you while bailing you out, deal with it.”

“This is Sirius’ fault, isn’t it?”

“How the hell the four of you haven’t been arrested is beyond me.”

“Are you kidding me? Of course I’m going to tells the girls and we’re going to mock you all until the end of days.”

[zephyrbcll]

♛

[zephyrbcll]

☎

“Well, he’s better than some of Remus’ friends.”

“At least second best now that - well, now.”

“I’m not being overly judgmental just because I rank his friends.”

“Why are you so insulting? Why am I friends with you?”

“Be careful or I’ll rank you next.”

“Hmm? Oh, Lily’s first. Unless we’re counting Juniper as Remus’ friend instead of mine, then it’s Juniper followed by Lily, followed by James.”

[zephyrbcll]

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what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: James

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: Generic ringtone, probably, because he’s lazy.

my muse’s last text to your muse: I’ve considered you a brother in law for months now, but if I end up with a pregnant lady crying on my shoulder, I owe it to her to at least consider stabbing you with a knitting needle. You’ve been warned.

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone