#a:puck

[morphin-brittany-blog]

Of your friends, who is your least favorite to hang out with?

That’s kind of mean, Tim. I love all my friends and I like spending time with them too. We’re a family, and that means we stick together no matter what. 

I mean, I guess it used to be Puck since he was dating the girl I wanted to be with, but even that’s all fixed now and he forgives me for what I did. I think.  If I didn’t like hanging out, then they probably wouldn’t be considered my friend in the first place, right?

[ryderlynnthing]

Orange

Dude, same, Orange for you too! and maybe Aqua. 

[morphin-brittany-blog]

If you could be a boy for one day, what would you do?

Why would I want to be a boy? Girls are awesome! We’re beautiful, have boobs, and smell nice too. Plus, I hear they run the world. (We totally do.)

I don’t know though. I’d probably ride bikes with the guys down at the tracks. They kind of underestimate you when you’re a girl that rides a bike, even though I’m faster and better than all of them anyway. So, I think being treated equal would be pretty cool even if they are total tools. I might let Puck take a swing at me, but just one, because even boys cry.

[morphin-brittany-blog]

Have you and Puck spoken since you told him the truth?

Dr. Oliver made it kind of hard not to when he made us lab partners for the week. I think he thinks he's helping, but he's not.

I don’t really want to talk about it.

[morphin-brittany-blog]

If you don't think Santana is right for Puck, who do you think is right for him?

Puck can have whoever he wants. That’s not really up to me, is it? It’s for him to decide. Just not her. But I think he should pick a blonde instead. We have magical super powers.

[morphin-brittany-blog]

Have you ever tried to make Puck jealous?

Why would I want to make Puck jealous? He’s just my friend. Well, sorta anyway. I mean, he’s dating Santana so…Oh.

[morphin-brittany-blog]

Puck cheated on Santana with Quinn.

He did? I’ll call Dr. Oliver. Puck’s kinda like a dinosaur so I bet he can totally check his brain out.

[morphin-brittany-blog]

Have you ever slushied someone?

I tripped at lunch and spilled one all in Puck’s pants once, but that was an accident, I swear. Sorry slash not sorry.

Why would I waste a perfectly delicious frozen desert drink?

I like eating them way better.