@kashitaro_ito: 女性との縁がまったくなく生きてきたので、プレゼントは必然的に両親へのものが人生最高値になります。
Kashitaro: I've grown up without any luck with women, so when I give presents, the ones I give to my parents end up being the highest quality.
@tamak0: @kashitaro_ito わたし来月誕生日なんですよ
Tama: Y'know, my birthday is next month.
@kashitaro_ito: @tamak0 おや??おやたま??たまさんには、やっぱりプランクトンとかのプレゼントがいいんですか?? pic.twitter.com/XNMnCelrKF
Kashitaro: Oh?? Is it really, Tama?? Then is it okay if I give Tama-san something like plankton for a present?? (link is a seal named Tama-chan)
@tamak0: @kashitaro_ito もう一緒に狩りしねーからなーー!!!嫌いだー!!
Tama: I'm never expecting anything from you again--!!! I hate you--!!
@kashitaro_ito: @tamak0 いや、いつもあの手で器用に3DS扱ってるなって思ってたんですよ…!防水もしないといけないし…!もしかしてモンハンしてる時だけ陸なの??とか、たまさんは謎だらけです…! pic.twitter.com/RvDzmmEuB8
Kashitaro: Oh, but I always think you're very skillful to be able to hold a 3DS with your flipper like that...! And it has to be waterproof, too...! Could it be that you stay on the land only when when you're playing Monhan?? Those things and more, Tama-san is full of mysteries...! (link: a book titled "The Mysteries of Tama-chan")
@tamak0: @kashitaro_ito 画像やめろwwwwwwモンハンやってるときはねずみになるんです!!
Tama: Stop with the images wwwwww When I'm playing Monhan, I turn into a mouse!!
Tama: Kashitaro is both funny and frustrating
@tamak0: 世界崩壊しますよ。よくない RT @OskNrak: @tamak0 たまさんと歌詞太郎さんのようなカップルには和みます!
OskNrak: It'd be comforting to see a couple like Tama-san and Kashitaro-san!
Tama: The world would collapse. Not good at all
@kashitaro_ito:@tamak0 あ、ねずみの方が操作しやすいですね!!しかし、僕のフォロワーさんから、そろそろたまさんキレますよ!!!って言われました…。弾切れ…。僕は…、もう、ネタ切れです…! pic.twitter.com/mfSHvyUeps
Kashitaro: Ah, certainly, it'd be easier to use it as a mouse!! However, my followers are telling me that Tama-san will be out of patience soon.... Just like I'll be out of ammo*... (*tamakire, pun on Tama's name) I'm... out of material to use...!
@tamak0: @kashitaro_ito 最後の爆弾とんでもないんだけどどっからそんな画像もってくるんだよ!!!怒る気も失せる!!
Tama: That last blow was terrible, where did you even get an image like that!!! I don't even know how to be angry anymore!!
@kashitaro_ito: @tamak0 怒りが静まって、良かった…!いつもすいません…(笑)!!!
Kashitaro: I'm glad that your anger has subsided....! I'm sorry for everything.... (laughs)!!!
@tamak0: @kashitaro_ito いじられるのは嫌いじゃないんでいいです!!!
Tama: I don't dislike being messed with, so it's fine!!!