#a2k2.

[data2ponge]

Did Eridan just call you fat?

readiing comprehen2iion ii2 dead and thii2 anon landed the fiinal kniife iin her back.

[gho2ty]

🎵u🎵

Send 🎵 for a song my muse associates with your muse

obliigatory enchanted 2ong

and then al2o maybe thii2?

[data2ponge]

💝+ Megid0ll

ii'm 2tiill debatiing whether you were dropped on the head at 2ome poiint, but your good cheer ii2 iinfectiiou2. cut that 2hiit out, ii'm not up two date on tho2e vacciinatiion2.

[data2ponge]

sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you

ii feel liike ii 2hould prote2t on the ba2iic boundary that thii2 ii2 u2ually a pretty rude thiing two do. a2 luck would have iit though, my paycheck ii2 late thii2 periigee, 2o ii don't have a 2iingle fuck two 2pare re: your encroachment on my per2onal 2pace, hypothetiical, hyperboliic, or 2ociial a2 iit may be.

what do you 2mell.

[data2ponge]

💝 + caligulasviolet

you’re really good at bleediing out on the floor.

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[data2ponge]

Aren't you on the clock?

fuck!!

[data2ponge]

💝 + equiuszahhak

people 2eem two liike you. eiither puberty made you more le22 of a douchebag, or you’ve been going around handiing out cur2ed amulet2 two every woman you know. ii don’t think there are that many cur2ed amulet2 iin exii2tence 2o ii’m goiing two a22ume the former ju2t thii2 once, but ii’m watchiing you.

[data2ponge]

📥

* A box has suddenly appeared right in front of you.

* You cannot take or break it.

* You can only give.

* Please, put something on the box.

* What will you offer?

WARNING: Your choices will affect the outcome. Your actions will have consequences.

[Sollux is a bit tied up with work at the moment, so the box remains there — empty — for a good long while.]

[Eventually, a small lifter robot deposits vacuum-sealed algae-flavored protein cubes into the box. A rather neutral and inoffensive offering, but one that contains no sensitive information.]