#a: basil

[rllybristol]

??✿$♀

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text to Spice]: i ws ta king to the brdtender abut my friendspice [text to Spice]: nd hge told ne u wrent really and i tofd him uw whre but he keps sying in drnk and i dnt have a frind spice [text to Spice]: so cn you come t he clb and tell the bartendr tht yor my frines an your real

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[text to Spice]: tbh if werent close friend with a sibling relationship i’d totally have a one night stand with you[text to Spice]: you seem like youd be good in bed js 

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text to Spice]: IF SHES PREGNANT THAN YOU GO GET HER A PREGNANCY TEST YOU DUMB ASS[text to Spice]: AND YOURE 19 WHAT ARE YOU TWO EVEN DOING AHVING SEX WHAT THE FUCK I DONT CARE IF YORUE MARRIED U SHOULD BE WRAPPING YOUR WILLY ELLIOT ASHER PARRISH

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[text to Spice]: I modeled for another photographer and I think I liked it…..[text to Spice]: and im not really sorry about it bc he gave me free chocolate covered strawberries and pet treats…..[text to Spice]: damn

[rllybristol]

Meme for sugar & spice

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation bris

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them i feel like basil would just do it on the regular bc photographer

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy both

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them neithr of them get scared

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them lol yeah like they study ok mom 

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated brisss

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do i feel like both would storm out lmao peace out sucka

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows both together def

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car they spray each other before actualy washing the car lbr

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays bris

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other basil i feel

who plays with the others’ hair more … both?

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored bris

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up theyd probs telll each other to shut up but the other would just be louder

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one both forgets and dont want to hold bc who has tiem for that

who demands showering first in the mornings do they even care

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games games so they can out do each other maybe?? or both where the play games inbetween roller coasters

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond both

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight bris

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can do they even hug alot lke?? how do they show their affection?? i feel liek its more vocal than lke hugs & stuff for them

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet bris is louder and basil tells her to be quiet oops 

[rllybristol]

✆ ♠ √

Send ✆ for a morning text

Bristol: RISE AND SHINE BAESIL TIME TO GO BEFORE BAE LEAVES

Bristol: ahahha get it bc basil is like a cookie thing and so are bay leaves  

Send ♠ for a drunk text

Bristol: hoe  r u alive if u an indeignt????

Send √ for a long-winded confession text

Bristol: Okay so I didn’t know if I should tell you this or not, but you’re a really good friend of mine and I don’t want to lose you so it’s right to tell you this. I saw another photographer to take pictures of my dogs and I know I should’ve asked you and this is, like, the biggest betrayal, but you know I love you the most and the other photographer was just a photographer. I swear I’m not photographer cheating on you.