#a:ron

[rosiestweasley]

Then I guess we'll hope you take after your mum instead of the Weasley side. Don't need you getting pregnant.

What do you mean take after mum? You weren’t just shagging at my age, so was she. It’s sort of how it works. I’m not going to get pregnant. I’m sensible remember?

[rosiestweasley]

You're not having sex ever. No. Gonna figure out a spell to stop you.

I’m not having this conversation with you, but if I was, I would tell you that it’s my body and I’m old enough to make that decision when the time comes.

[rosiestweasley]

We were eighteen and started having sex shortly after. You're not dating anyone. Period.

Ew. I don’t need to know that! If you do it, so can I. Period.

[rosiestweasley]

He's not allowed to date either, don't worry.

That’s completely and utterly preposterous. How old were you and mum when you started dating? My age, Dad. My age.

[rosiestweasley]

That's fine, you can date when you're thirty.

Thirty? Bloody hell, Dad. You would be fine with Hugo dating. That’s what I call a double standard.

[rosiestweasley]

I'll never tell. Just make sure there aren't any boys or else I'll have to hunt them down. Unless you like girls. Then none of those.

Dad! You can’t keep me hidden away. I’m going to have to date people eventually dad. I’m going to get married too.

[rosiestweasley]

Are you sure? Books, not boys.

You know my motto, dad. Um, who told you that something else was happening exactly? Was it, Hugo!? The little….

[rosiestweasley]

A little owl told me about some boy you've been seen running around with.

What little owl? What boy? I’m sure it was just a silly rumor daddy. Don’t be worried.