Start Them Young Even Walt Disney and the owners of Coca Cola knew that a combination of sugar and alcohol is the cornerstone of a child's nutritious breakfast. Just add a Big Mac and fries and your child is likely to succeed in life and possibly become an Olympic athlete by 22. Just one pint of this mahogany ale will provide more protein than 37 apples, and every half-pint is equivalent to their five-a-day. The full flavour and the brewing process will make your child better looking and allow parents to reap the rewards from a lucrative modelling contract. If it's a high I.Q. your after, the added 5.0 ABV will guarantee an intelligence to rival a Chinese engineer who has a physics degree, a stake in Microsoft, and works on space shuttles in his spare time. Just remember to drink irresponsibly and always designate a drunk driver before school. N.b. immortality cannot be guaranteed prior to the 8543rd pint. #drinkresponsibly #greeneking #abbotale #cocacola #macdonalds #waltdisney #realale #aoibheannsSuite