#about nadia

[bossuary]

today i'm going to try very hard to separate my mental health and my self-worth from my fucking 'job performance.' i wasn't put on this earth to excel at project management for a university system that has been steadily abolishing good jobs for the last ten years. what's important is that this evil empire owes me a goddamn pension. i am 3 years from retirement, and by god they are going to PAY.

[divineluce]

If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?

Stealing someone’s body back doesn’t count, does it? Because if I could fucking get Nadia’s body back from that bitch who’s taken it over, I would. But, that’s not how this shit works.

I’d say your girl, but I can already do that. I don’t know, probably a fuckton of money? Or something ridiculous that I don’t need, like a yacht. Or a private plane.

@humanmoodring

[nadiakazmi]

STATS

Name: Nadia Kazmi Nickname: Her father calls her Nooreh Chesham (“Light of my eyes”) Age: Twenty-six Birthday: 28 December 1991 Zodiac: Capricorn Gender: Female Language(s): Norwegian, English, Farsi, and a little Russian Orientation: Lesbian Species: Human Nationality: Norwegian Religion: She has a very complicated relationship with religion. Her dad is Muslim and her mom converted to Islam before they married, but Nadia is mostly Agnostic. Health Disablities: N/A Distinguishing Marks: Freckles and a number of tattoos  Drugs: Only weed Alcohol: Yes Smoke: Yes Traits: + Passionate + Shrewd + Self-sufficient + Cultured - Argumentative - Impatient - Snobbish - Insecure

PHYSICAL

Height: 5′6″ Build: Lean, but not athletic Eye colour: Brown Hair color: Brunette Posture: Pretty good, though not perfect. Slouches a bit at work because she’s sitting down most of the time. Growing up, her mom was very adamant about having a perfect posture, which Nadia often rebelled against, but now she’s in her mid-twenties and feeling the repercussions of that, so she’s working on improving it. Right / Left Handed: Left Typical gestures: She generally uses her hands a lot when talking, especially if she’s speaking in one of her weaker langues (e.g. English and chiefly Russian with her maternal grandparents). She also fusses with her hair a lot -- tucking it, flicking it, tying it up then letting it down, etc. Crosses her arms, purses her lips, and a lot of dismissive hand-waving. Typical body language: She likes to keep her body pretty controlled when in company with others. So, like I said before, she is working on her posture for that reason as well. While standing, she tries to keep her shoulders back and her chin up to maintain a certain air of dignity, yanno? Demands respect lol. Typical tone: Kind of hard and serious? Edging on abrasive sometimes, though that depends on the topic of conversation, obviously. I wouldn’t say she talks very fast but definitely faster than most. Hobbies: Collecting art prints and vintage books; meditation and yoga; and whittling (her dad taught her).

LIKES

Color(s): Dark red and black Song(s): 1950 by King Princess, Håper du har plass by Cezinando, and Kjøre omvei for å kjøpe sigaretter (feat. Fieh) by Hester V75 Book(s): A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf, Appelsinpiken by Jostein Gaarder, and Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin Quote(s): “Lock up your libraries, if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.” - Virginia Woolf Season: Autumn Location(s): The Hole, The Filmhouse, Pagebound, The Vinyl Factory, Kingsholm Sounds, and The Waffle Factory Flora: Hyacinth Fauna: Birds

MENTALITY

Education: Bachelors degree in Media Studies and Communications Occupation: DJ and Radio Personality at Kingsholm Sounds Talents & Skills: Not a bad singing voice imo, public speaking, pretty good with languages, multitasking, and whittling. Passion: Exploring and learning about her parents’ cultures but also others, music, educating others about culture and music, and film Hogwart’s House: Ravenclaw-Gryffindor hybrid, though if it came down to it the Sorting Hat would probably put her in Gryffindor so she can be intense and loud with them MBTI: ENTP Alignment: Chaotic Good Four Temperaments: Melancholic

FAMILY

Mother: Sonya Kazmi Relationship: Strained Father: Bijan Kazmi Relationship: Strained Siblings: N/A Children: N/A Pets: Cockateil named Noomi Hometown: Kingsholm, Norway

[bossuary]

experience things that you personally find uncomfortable. every day, even. it’s how people in a society learn to live together and how we, individually, develop tolerance and move toward greater empathy.

Not ME, of course. I would rather die than have to do all that.

[bossuary]

when a faculty member is being an imperious cunt to you, a member of the lowly “staff,” and you have the opportunity to be a cunt right back to them, with the full knowledge that you are correct and have done nothing wrong…well, there are few things in the world that feel as good as being the Bigger Cunt in that situation.

[bossuary]

been a long long time since you’ve seen my face…

[bossuary]

Me, when I see some shit: Oh, I see.

[bossuary]

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