Jun 8, 2014
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4: A ‘please remember to… .” note.
Dearest Abram (and yes, that was sarcasm, if you couldn't tell),You should remember that you're annoying. And that I still don't like you very much. But I'll forgive you for implying that I would die young because I was too lazy to get myself a damn bagel because I'm a nice person. Why am I writing this to you, you ask? Because you deserve to know that I don't really dislike you. I actually like you very much. You're very witty, and I applaud you for that. So remember that the only reason I continue to tolerate your existence and presence in my life is because I find you funny.
Margot