#absolute shit post

[bluury2]

Stinky

@ riley morph rat man in bin

[heartagramtattoos]

i just thought you'd like to know

in Spain we don't say someone has bold eyebrows

we say "you have two cats lying down"

and i think that's beautiful

[luciluck2046]

Guys I propose a theory (it's a joke don't take this seriously)

[6ivers]

shake that boney white ass

[bluephoenixrising11]

I used to not understand what people said that life is boring when you dont have a crush and it's not but when you do your thoughts always go back to them and the fake scenarios in your head and delusion is lowkey fun

[roszabell]

matthew: i’m kinda scared of short people, what if they eat my ass

gil: is that like a request or

[scallywaggler]

If you don't give a full performance, I mean the full nine, belting out the lyrics, dancing, running around the room and striking poses like you're on stage while singing My Way by Frank Sinatra, are you even singing along?

[scallywaggler]

are we to talk about how buttercup fell in love with Wesley? cause he was basically her manservant? She could ask him to do whatever she wanted and he'd say as you wish. like are we just going to ignore that?