#absurdchronographer

[terrifyingjellyfish]

it's been a few weeks but I wanted to say meeting you at Anime STL was nice- sorry my introduction and praise for your work was brief and passing, but legit you're one of my favorite game devs.

THANKS YO!!! thank u for coming up and saying hi, always dope to meet ppl who find ur work cool 

[tillytitillandusmonkfish]

What the fuck how do you know so much about maps?

i did a module on pilgrimage and the crusades in college and its single handedly the reason im taking on history as my major next year because i fuckin loved the shit out of it. for one of my essays i had to write about the significance of jerusalem to medieval christians and those maps helped net me some big cool guy points, my prof actually quoted me on the radio when she was doing this series of radio lectures for holy week

also maps are my big fetish and i love to jack off to them. i make a horse out of crinkled up maps and then i fuck it, this is my nightly ritual

[sharphoe]

I just had a dumb idea. I had the the thought of someone pulling up to their dealer, rolling the window down and going "yeah can i get a fuckin uuuuuuuuuhhh"

Which just makes me think of a dealer standing on the corner, LITERALLY holding up a cardboard sheet with prices on it like a drive-thru menu.

When then makes me think of there just being, like... a McDonald’s for kush. Pay the first guy, drive down the block to get your order from the second guy.

[terrifyingjellyfish]

You are fucking smart and you are going to help revolutionize the game industry.

Thank you for believing in me. 

[yosterisle]

I made her bwong when I expand my dong

[allkeeper]

“You know, it’s just what hunters do.”

HEY @absurdchronographer has got another stream going on tonight! What’s it gonna be?? You guessed it: more Bloodborne!

Last time on Bloodborne, two Executioners in the making bumbled through Central Yharnam, dodging beasts and musing about the ancient Henryk! They made it past the blood-addled Father Gascoigne with their lives, but what awaits them in the Cathedral Ward!?

Find out today at 6 PM CST!

[flame2ashes]

absurdchronographer replied to your post “So wait, all the travel times in No Man’s Sky - like, say, it takes a...”

yes it's real time. Without the special warp, getting to another planet can take literal real-life days.

I mean, I assume you can do other things while you’re traveling to a planet, but that just sounds....tedious....

[phoofbingo]

I see Bewear and all I think is "Phoof".

AHHH thank you I love Bewear so much

tbh at first i thought Bewear looked too doofy but now I am so in love with it and I think its the pokemon that’s made for me!