there’s something insanely attractive about the simplicity of a white tee, the spanish white and blue crystally powdered detergent, and clean soft skin. simple and plain, pure and relaxed in a way that makes you drop your shoulders and exhale like everything’s going to be okay- and i don’t understand why we as a collective ever abandoned the dope boy fresh style when not only is it easy but it gives you (for the most part) no choice but to be hygienic! it’s true that deodorant and fresh linens will take you much farther than any moissanite chain ever could, i mean seriously? not even white sapphires? but cmon, a good shower doesn’t require thirty dollar body wash(dove and a rag will keep you decent), not even the extra scrubby face washes that after one too many scrubs in a day and one too many days in a row leave you with a slight rash on your cheek, that you can’t tell is caused by the scrubby soap, so you rewash your pillowcases for the third time this month because the last girl you brought over drooled on your snuggle spot, and the first time was just maintenance. wash your balls, brush your teeth (and your tongue for christs sake) and put on some deodorant… and moisturize. please. coconut oil will be your saving grace, and you can double it as a tooth whitener! everybody wins. as for me, i like the sensitive skin tide pods and the lavender and vanilla bean downy soft and calm, the cap kinda looks like a flower yk? mango butter works for just about everything and suave deodorant is MY saving grace, i know the aluminum haters would tear me apart for saying that but im a sweaty chick no matter how many chlorophyll and ginger shot martinis i have. i like the smell of vanilla and i like the smell of coconut, vetiver is fresh and jasmine is pretty and you can never go wrong (literally ever) with bergamot! if you wanna feel clean, go green. love you all<3 kissessss on the mouth…muah!
