LITERATURE QUIZZES / repost with your muse’s results for the following quizzes
HOMERIC EPITHET! / you are valentina, rouser of armies. be sure to get monogrammed towels. homer often used this epithet to describe apollo, who is the god of many things, including but not limited to music, truth, the sun, poetry, and the plague, which is, you know, unfortunate.
FATAL FLAW! / you’re in love with the idea of a person. you’ve got a crush, but the other person is simply incapable of living up to your expectations. you love the version of them that you’ve created in your mind, and not the person they really are. yikes. you’re going to gatsby this up so hard. you’re going to wind up dead in a pool. two other people will also die. everyone will be disillusioned with the american dream. it’s a messy situation all around.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY DEATH! / see, here’s the thing—someone sent that wild boar. It might have been artemis, because she was jealous of your skill with a bow and arrow; it might have been ares, who hated you; or it might have been apollo, because your girlfriend blinded his son. there’s really no telling. you made enemies. this is just what happens when you’re too beautiful to even exist. either way, you got mauled by a pig and are now dead, but you died in aphrodite’s arms as she wept, so at least you've got that going for you.
LITERARY SETTING! / you got hogwarts! we all wish we were hogwarts students, but you seriously belong there. you’re a quirky, creative, and magical person, and you were born to wander hogwarts’ expansive grounds, use its secret passageways to sneak into honeydukes, and take whimsical hippogriff rides into the sunset. just imagine walking past the room of requirement with sunday brunch on your mind (brunch food + hogwarts magic = RIDICULOUS foodstagrams). you'll need to look out for trolls, giant spiders, basilisks, cursed necklaces, evil students, booger-flavored beans, etc, but in the words of the late, great sirius black, what's life without a little risk?
TAGGED BY / stole from dash.