it's your turn -- all 'em texts, lawyer girl
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
[text] fifty-two missed calls.... who did you kil?
Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[text] there are better lawyers at my firm, I can give you their number. They would probably better equipped to handle your case.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[text] you don’t say a word until i get there.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[text] hw many tatttooos do you hve? Can i se them.?
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[text] Don’t question the pencil skirts okay? They work and god knows you need all the help you can get. [text] and I don’t sway my hips! And why would you even know that?
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[text] I’m your lawyer not your babysitter. Remember that.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[text] You came to me. You can leave at any point. I don’t need you to be calling me a bitch but a bitch will win your case and get your sorry ass out of jail.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[text] Cherophobia is the fear of fun.[text] you.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[text] No you need to answer your phone right now. I swear to god Alverez answer your damn phone.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[text] if you need a place to crash or you don’t feel safe, you can stay on my couch for a couple days. No questions asked.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[text] how did this all start? The crimes, I mean?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[text] Court date got pushed back, DA is sick or something. I’ll just take it as a good sign.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[text] make me.[text] Oh god, we don’t talk about this.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[text] I can’t help you, I'm sorry.
