#ackermonster

[charnel-grounds]

Forrest J. Ackerman

[amicavenia-blog]

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Send me a ☒ and I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-50 to see which text my muse will send to yours (it’s a mixed bag, so proceed with caution)

[text: ackerman] what do you do if you accidentally superglue your hand to your refrigerator door? [text: ackerman] asking for a friend[text: ackerman] i swear

[amicavenia-blog]

[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit.

text meme

[text: ackerman] i sure can[text: ackerman] he deserved it i bet[text: ackerman] what did he say

[leonimum-blog]

[Text] I need bail money.

[ackerchu 2:00 AM]: are you fucking kiddign me?

[ackerchu 2:05 AM]: ugh what have you done?!

[ackerchu 2:07 AM]: how much and where are you?

[ackerchu 2:10 AM]: getting dressed now because you woke me up

[amicavenia-blog]

ackermonster

[MSG:] Ordinarily I’d agree with you, but I’m not sure you understand just how much Levi needs to think this wasn’t a carefully constructed plan.

[MSG:] Petra, that piece of shit is /evil/

[text:] I get that completely. He's... not exactly our tactician. I wouldn't call Levi evil.... 

[text:] You might be onto something. if you rearrange the letters in Levi you get Evil.

[nodotais]

ackermonster replied to your post

yeeeEEEEE

gotta step up my reply game now ;D

[kingcadash-archive]

hapPY BIRTHDAY NERD.

Thank you!!

[xvertrauen]

“Excuse me, I think you dropped something.”

"Hm?" Oh, what an awkward situation. If someone didn’t tell her that she dropped something, she wouldn’t even notice. "What is it, miss… ?"