#acnl phyllis

[rosyvillager]

Poor Phyllis...

[amiiboe]

💌What happens upstairs in the post office, stays upstairs in the post office. 💌

A homage to animal crossing tumblr history, you can now go see Phyllis in the flesh telling some anons that their fetishes for pixelated squirrels are too much. ✨

Don’t forget, never make her do any work💅

[megatownac]

Is this Phyllis’s version of warming up to me? Becoming my new pal, like Sable does?

I mean, obviously not, but it’s fun to pretend. That should be the subtitle for New Horizons: “Animal Crossing: It’s Fun to Pretend.”

[swagginton-art]

Phyllis and Pelly!

[megatownac]

This was how she greeted me. This wasn’t our fourth conversation. The first. I’d puff out my chest and say “Do you know who I am? I’m the MAYOR!” but it’s not like I can fire her or anything. She works for the post office. That’s, like, federal level. And she knows it.

[megatownac]

Nobody got into e-mail! Nobody e-mails anybody in this town! I’m pretty sure nobody even has a phone! I don’t just mean iPhones, or even smartphones in general, or even cellphones in general. I just mean corded telephones. Landlines. Nobody has one.

[megatownac]

Look, you might not LIKE putting sugar in your coffee, but you have to at least understand the point of it! It’s to make the coffee taste sweet! This isn’t complicated stuff, here, Phyllis.

[megatownac]

Okay then